Bildungsromans; Christian women saints -- Fiction; Egypt -- Fiction; Mary, of Egypt, Saint -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
These words, spoken by a really fine woman clad in no other wrapper than
a chemise, troubled me to the extreme. Catherine ended by fuddling me
entirely, by making me drink out of her own glass, an action passing
unobserved in the confusion of a supper which had overheated the heads
of us all.
M. d’Anquetil knocked off the neck of a bottle on the corner of the
table and filled our bumpers; from this moment on, I cannot give a
reliable account of what was said and done around me. One incident I
remember: Catherine treacherously emptying her glass into her lover’s
neck, between the nape and the collar of his coat; and M. d’Anquetil
retorting by pouring the contents of two or three bottles over the girl.
Wearing nothing beyond her chemise, it changed Catherine into a kind of
mythological figure of a humid species like nymphs and naiads. She cried
herself into a rage and twisted in convulsions.
At that very moment, in the silence of the night, we heard knocks at
the house door. We became suddenly motionless and dumb, like people
bewitched.
The knocks soon redoubled in strength and frequency. M. d’Anquetil was
the first to break the silence by questioning himself aloud, swearing
horribly the while, who the deuce the pesterers could be. My good tutor,
to whom the most ordinary circumstances often inspired admirable maxims,
rose and said with unction and gravity:
“What does it matter whose hand knocks so violently at closed doors for
a vulgar, perhaps ridiculous, reason? Do not let us seek to know, and
consider them as knocking on the door of our hardened and corrupted
souls. At each knock let us say to ourselves: This one is to give us
notice to amend and think on the salvation we neglect in the turmoil of
our pleasures, that other one is to remind us of eternity. In that way
we shall draw the utmost profit out of an incident which, after all, is
as paltry as it is frivolous.”
“You’re humorous, abbé,” said M. d’Anquetil; “to judge by the sturdiness
of their knocks, they’ll burst the door open.”
And as a fact the knocker resounded like thunder.
“They are robbers,” exclaimed the soaked girl. “Jesus! We shall be
massacred; it is our chastisement for having sent away the little friar.
Many times I have told you. M. d’Anquetil, that misfortune comes to
houses from which a Capuchin has been driven.’
“Hear the stupid!” replied M. d’Anquetil. “That damned monk makes her
believe any imbecility he chooses to dish her up. Thieves would be more
polite, or at least more discreet. I rather think it is the watch.”
“The watch! Worse and worse,” said Catherine.
“Bah!” M. d’Anquetil exclaimed, “we’ll lick them.”
My dear tutor took the precaution to put one bottle in one of his
pockets, and as an equipoise another bottle in the other pocket. The
house shook all over from the furious knocks. M. d’Anquetil, whose
military qualities were aroused by the knocker’s onslaught, after
reconnoitring, exclaimed:
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