Bildungsromans; Christian women saints -- Fiction; Egypt -- Fiction; Mary, of Egypt, Saint -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
M. de la Gueritude had never in his life heard anything of this sort,
and thought he had to deal with a madman, as one might easily suppose,
and, more for defence than attack, he raised his big stick. My good
tutor, out of his senses, threw a bottle at the head of the contractor,
who fell headlong on the floor, howling, “He has killed me!” And as he
was swimming in red wine he really looked as though murdered. Both the
flunkeys wanted to throw themselves on the murderer, and one of them, a
burly fellow, tried to grasp him, when M. Coignard gave the fellow such
a butt that he rolled in the stream beside the financier.
Unluckily he rose quickly, and, arming himself with a still burning
torch, jumped into the passage, where bad luck awaited him. My good
master was no longer there; he had taken to his heels. But M. d’Anquetil
was still there with Catherine, and he it was who received the burning
torch on his forehead, an outrage he could not stand. He drew his sword,
and drove it to the hilt in the unlucky knave’s stomach, teaching him,
at his own expense, how fatal it may be to attack a gentleman. Now M.
Coignard had not got twenty yards away from the house when the other
lackey, a tall fellow, with the limbs of a daddy-longlegs, ran after
him, shouting for the guard.
“Stop him! Stop him!” The footman ran faster than the abbé, and we could
see him, at the corner of the Rue Saint Guillaume, extending his arms to
catch M. Coignard by the collar of his gown. But my dear tutor, who had
more than one trick, veering abruptly, got behind the fellow, tripped
him up, and sent him on to a stone post, where he got his head
broken. It was done before M. d’Anquetil and I, running to the abbé’s
assistance, could reach him. We could not leave M. Coignard in this
pressing danger.
“Abbe,” said M. d’Anquetil, “give me your hand. You’re a gallant man.”
“I really cannot help thinking,” my good master replied, “that I have
been somewhat murderously inclined; but I am not cruel enough to be
proud of it. I am quite satisfied so long as I am not reproached too
vehemently. Such violence does not lie in my habits, and as you can
see, sir, I am better fitted to lecture from the chair of a college
on belles-lettres than I am to fight with lackeys at the corner of a
street.”
“Oh!” replied M. d’Anquetil, “that’s not the worst of the whole
business. I fully believe you have knocked the Farmer-general on the
head.”
“Is it true?” questioned the abbé.
“As true as that I have perforated with my sword yonder scoundrel’s
tripes.”
“Under such circumstances we ought to ask pardon of God, to whom alone
we are responsible for the blood shed by us, and secondly to hasten to
the nearest fountain, there to wash ourselves, because I perceive that
my nose is bleeding.”
“Right you are, abbé,” said M. d’Anquetil; “for the blackguard now dying
in the gutter has cut my forehead. What an impertinence!”
“Forgive him,” said the abbé, “as you wish to be forgiven yourself.”
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