The Queer, the Quaint and the Quizzical: A Cabinet for the CuriousStauffer, Frank H.
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The Queer, the Quaint and the Quizzical: A Cabinet for the Curious
Stauffer, Frank H.
Literary curiosa
The half-nest of the magpie is accounted for by a rural ornithological
legend. Once on a time, when the world was very young, the magpie, by
some accident or other, although she was quite as cunning as she is at
present, was the only bird that was unable to build a nest. In this
perplexity she applied to the other members of the feathered race, who
kindly undertook to instruct her. So, on a day appointed, they
assembled for the purpose, and, the materials having been collected, the
blackbird said, "Place that stick there," suiting the action to the
word, as she commenced the work. "Ah!" said the magpie, "I knew that
before." The other birds followed with their suggestions, but to every
piece of advice the magpie kept saying, "Ah! I knew that before." At
length, when the nest was half finished, the patience of the company was
fairly exhausted by the pertinacious conceit of the magpie; so all left
her, with the united exclamation, "Well, Mistress Mag, as you seem to
know all about it, you may finish the nest yourself." Their resolution
was obdurate and final, and to this day the magpie exhibits the effects
of partial instruction by her incomplete abode.
_A Swallow Drinks the King's Health._
Aubrey, in his "Miscellanies," relates that "At Stretton, in
Hertfordshire, 1648, when Charles I. was prisoner, the tenant of the
manor-house there sold excellent cyder to gentlemen of the neighborhood.
Among others that met there was old Mr. Hill, B. D., parson of the
parish, _quondam_ Fellow of Brazennose College at Oxford. This venerable
good old man one day (after his accustomed fashion), standing up, with
his head uncovered, to drink his Majesty's health, saying, 'God bless
our gracious sovereign,' as he was going to put the cup to his lips, a
swallow flew in at the window, and pitched on the brim of the little
earthen cup (not half a pint) and sipt, and so flew out again. This was
in the presence of the aforesaid Parson Hill, Major Gwillim, and two or
three more that I knew very well then, my neighbors, and whose joint
testimony of it I have more than once had in that very room. It was in
the bay-window of the parlor, and Mr. Hill's back was next to the
window. The cup is preserved there still as a rarity."
_Birds of Paradise._
These birds have been the subject of many a fable. Old naturalists
describe them as being destitute of feet, dwelling in the air, without
an abiding place, nourished by dews and the odor of flowers. Tavernier
relates, "that they come in flocks during the nutmeg season to the south
cities of India. The strength of the nutmeg intoxicates them, and while
they lie in this state on the earth, the ants eat off their legs!" Moore
says, in his "Lalla Rookh—"
"Those golden birds that in the spice-time drop
About the gardens, drunk with that sweet fruit
Whose scent hath lur'd them o'er the summer flood."
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