Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction
The Faun Man stood up ecstatically, with his arms stretched out to her.
It was absurd to call him a man. The pollen of flowers had smirched his
face and hands. His head was bare, and the hair had fallen forward over
his forehead.
“I'm crying for the moon,” he chanted, “and because she won't come
down to me I'm calling her names--saying that she's a Gorgonzola cheese
flying through the heavens.”
“My Lord,” laughed the golden woman--she pronounced it Looard, in her
most foreign accent; “what an imagination you have!”
“Jump down,” urged the Faun Man; “I'll catch you, little Eve. I'd catch
you and carry you anywhere.”
She thought and slowly shook her head, as if she had been considering
his suggestion as a feasible, if unconventional, plan of descent. “I'd
rather trust the stairs.”
“You'd rather trust anything than trust me,” he said ruefully; “but I
don't care, so long as you do come down.” She was leaving the window,
when she turned back. “What was that silly song you were singing?”
He answered her promptly. “Words by Shelley. Accompanied by Lorenzo
Arran. Title, 'A Bloke and 'is 'Arriet.' Scene laid in London. All
rights reserved.” She pulled a face, exceedingly provocative and
naughty. “Words by Shelley, indeed! But I can believe all the rest.”
She vanished.
The Faun Man turned to Peter. “You see, young fellow, it's as I told
you. Love's always like that. It comes to a window and looks down at
you. You hold out your arms to it and say, I want you.' Love came to the
window that you might say that; but the moment you say it, love shakes
its head. If you told it to walk decently down the stairs to you, it
would immediately fling itself over the sill and toboggan down the
thatch. You're fool enough to say to it, 'Slide down the thatch,' and
it immediately walks decently down the stairs. If I were you, Peter, I'd
never fall in love with anybody.”
Then Peter surprised himself; he mimicked something he had just heard.
“My Looard!” he said, “I'm never going to.”
The Faun Man held his sides and threw back his head, laughing loudly.
That was how the golden woman found him when she came with her arm about
Kay's neck. She halted on the path, six feet away, smiling at him across
the barricade of flowers. She cuddled the little girl closer to her.
“Aren't men funny, Kay?” And then, slanting her face and stooping with
her neck, “Lorie, you queer boy, what's the matter now?”
The Faun Man waded through the roses to her, catching her by the
shoulders and bending over her. “Peter's the matter. I was telling him
never to fall in love with anybody, because--well, because love's cruel
and only looks out of a window in order to go away and leave the window
vacant. And what d'you think he said? I'm never going to.' He said it
sharply like that, as if I'd been telling him never to be a pickpocket.
Fancy a little boy having made up his mind never to walk in the sunlight
because the sunlight scorches.”
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