Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction
Strange company invaded the Happy Cottage. Women predominated--women who
tried to treat the Faun Man as their property. They wore fluffy gowns
and had fluffy manners; even their voices were fluffy. Their attitude
was that of princesses who had journeyed into the wilderness to borrow
something. They were a little annoyed by the country, and found it
dirty. Very few of them addressed him as Mr. Arran; each invented a
pet-name for him, which seemed to make him hers peculiarly. They were
all consumed with a desire to touch him and to go on touching him,
beating about him like birds about a lighthouse which shines out
hospitably, but permits no entrance. Most of them mingled with their
admiration a concerned and respectful sorrow. His lonely manner of
living moved them to the depths. They formed individual and brilliant
plans for the glorious reconstruction of his future--plans which these
female geographers handed to him boastfully, as though they were maps
of fascinating lands which awaited his exploring. For satisfactory
exploration the presence of the female geographer was necessary.
Peter was usually forewarned that an invasion was in progress by the
crescendo cackling which rushed out from doors and windows into the
basking stillness of the garden. Then he would hear the mild protest of
the Faun Man, “But, my dear lady, my dear lady--but really----” Harry
would meet him by the hedge, his face flushed and his mouth sulky.
Jerking his thumb across his shoulder he would whisper, “The Hissing
Geese! Hark at 'em! Ain't it sickening?” Sometimes he'd call them the H.
G. for brevity. He called them that because of the way in which they sat
round his brother with their necks stretched out, all making sounds. He
hated them unreasonably, and hated them to excess when they tried to
curry favor with him by kissing. And yet, it was silly of him; with a
few years added to his age, he would have found most of them pretty and
quite suitable for loving.
Surliness on these occasions gave Harry a strong sympathy for Canute.
If he had been a dog and unrestrained by chivalry, nothing would have
pleased him better than to have bitten the ladies' legs. He felt that it
was unjust to chain Canute up as a reward for his loyalty. So usually,
when Kay and Peter had arrived, the three of them would sneak round
the cottage to the kennel and attempt a rescue. Then came the exciting
escape through the garden, crouching low and stealing behind the flowers
so as not to be observed, holding on to the collar of the Great Dane for
fear he should break away and glut his anger. Sometimes they were heard
above the rattle of tea-cups and the ladies would bunch themselves in
the cottage window, like a nosegay, with the Faun Man in their centre.
Then would follow a series of high-pitched questions and exclamations,
fired off for the sake of noise. “What dear children! Is that your
sister? Are they both your brothers? What a perfectly sweet dog!”
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