Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction
At first, after repeated and urgent requests, he was allowed to sit by
the window in a dressing-gown. Then he was allowed to get partly
dressed and to ramble about the house in carpet-slippers. At last he
was permitted to venture into the garden. There, for some days, his
adventures ended. His four benevolent Delilahs had the felicity of
watching their captive-man, pottering in the sunshine, watering the
grass and tying up the flowers, while leaves tapped against the walls
and birds flew over him.
They were terribly afraid that presently he would contemplate an exodus.
It was so very long since they had had anything to do with men--they had
almost forgotten what things amused them. In those far-off days when
the world was young and lovers were frequent, they had played and sung
a little. But the drawing-room was faded, their songs were out of date,
the piano was out of tune, and their voices----. Perhaps those lovers
had never really cared for their singing; appearing to care had afforded
an excuse for sitting close to the singers, as they turned the pages of
their music.
Mr. Waffles mustn't be allowed to get dull--that would be fatal. They
asked him if he would be so good as to keep an eye on the cats--to see
that they didn't pounce on any of the birds who made a home in their
garden. Mr. Waffles promised. But the cats still stole along the wall
and crept through the bushes, unmolested by the weary gentleman in
carpet-slippers.
Something had to be done. The case grew desperate. The four gray sisters
hunted through their father's library and searched out books--Dickens'
novels in paper-covers, issued in parts at a time when a new character
from Boz was more exciting than a new comet hurled through the night
from the unseen shores of eternity. Dickens left Mr. Waffles cold;
his tastes were not literary. He fell asleep with _David Copperfield_
face-down beside his chair, while the sunlight played leap-frog with the
shadows across the lawn.
He had to be amused. Providence sent a diversion. Seated beneath the
apple tree, where the shrubbery began, Miss Florence was assuring her
Samson for the hundredth time of how glad she and her sisters were
to have him with them. To enforce the sincerity of her words, she had
stretched out her hand to touch him--had almost touched him--when a
shocked voice exclaimed, “What the devil! What the devil! Poor father!
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!”
Miss Florence jumped back from Mr. Waffles. Had he accused her? She
saw that his lips were not moving--that in fact, he was as surprised
as herself. Both looked slowly round. Their astonished glances found
nothing more perturbing than the innocent greenness of the garden and
the noiseless hopping of birds.
The voice came again, maliciously strident. “Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What
the devil! What the devil!”
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