The Rainbow Book: Tales of Fun & FancySpielmann, M. H. (Mabel Henrietta)
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The Rainbow Book: Tales of Fun & Fancy
Spielmann, M. H. (Mabel Henrietta)
Fairy tales
"Ah!" exclaimed her guide, "a stupid wrangle! No wonder that complaints
arise, and that the children don't always arrive at their destinations
in time. It causes no end of bother. Pass in!" The noise ceased, and in
the enormous room hundreds of babies freshly gathered from the garden
were being numbered and ticketed by a regular little army of miniature
hospital nurses, who received instructions from their superiors standing
behind the counter. As she entered, Monica heard that No. 47,859,056--a
dear little Indian baby--was to be forwarded to some strange-sounding
address in Calcutta, where it was expected in 27 days, 7 hours, 48
minutes, and 11.5 seconds (very business-like, but it would have been
simpler to say that day next month, for it was a lunar month).
As it was carried away, Monica and her guide followed and entered the
Packing and Forwarding Department, and saw it wrapped up in cabbage
leaves, packed in one of the numerous bandboxes which lined the walls,
and gently warned that if it cried much it would crack its voice. Then
the box was labelled "FRAGILE! WITH CARE!" and put down a trap-door in
the floor, where it disappeared from view.
The babies were being brought in rapidly, packed with all despatch, and
each received advice, such as, to sleep as much as it could after the
journey; when bored, to suck its thumb; to try and get its own way
whenever possible; and when it disapproved, to express the same in the
usual manner.
Immediately they got outside the Gardeness advised Monica, as her
parents were well-to-do, to choose a set of twins, which were not
welcome everywhere, and thus save them being planted on a poor family,
for they had to be got off somehow, so were always sent (as if by
mistake) where least expected. But Monica mentioned her choice, and
begged very hard for it. So the Gardeness took the bandbox from her,
bade her wait behind a tree, and with that little toss of the head went
to gather the Rose baby which had been sent for in so unheard-of a way.
Monica waited there so long that she became very anxious.
At last the Gardeness returned, pale and out of breath, hurriedly warned
her not to let in any cold air on to the child, which was packed all
snug and comfortable in the bandbox, and, above all, to make all speed
or she would meet some one she wouldn't like, showed her a short cut to
the boundary, kissed her hand, and was gone.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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