The Real Gladstone: An Anecdotal BiographyRitchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
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The Real Gladstone: An Anecdotal Biography
Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
Gladstone, W. E. (William Ewart), 1809-1898
The bitterness of some of the attacks on Mr. Gladstone were at any rate a
great testimony to his surpassing power and popularity. In 1880 appeared
a handbill under the title of the ‘Gladstonian Mess,’ announcing: ‘A
grand banquet will be given at the Boar’s Head Hotel immediately after
the sale of the effects of Mr. John Bull, previously announced, carefully
prepared by Mr. W. E. Gladstone, the auctioneer, and at the vendor’s
expense, to which all the company are invited.’ The sale was
announced—Mr. Gladstone the auctioneer: ‘The whole of the vast landed
estates, goods, chattels and effects of Mr. John Bull, who is retiring
from business on account of advancing age and ill-health, induced by
recent losses in the Transvaal venture, comprising three kingdoms (united
or otherwise), one empire, one dominion, forty-eight colonies, and one
Suzerainty, one large public-house, known as the Lords and Commons, also
an extremely elegant, spacious, and well-built family residence, known as
the Buckingham Palace, with greenhouses, gardens, stables, and every
necessary appointment. The residence contains ample accommodation for a
family of position, is situate in its own grounds, and commands good
views of the Nelson Monument, St. Paul’s Cathedral, and Westminster
Abbey, and is within easy distance of the thriving market towns of London
and Westminster.’ As an indication, on the other hand, of Mr.
Gladstone’s popularity, let me refer to the Gladstone claret, which was
supposed to be a peculiarly economical and refreshing beverage, and the
Gladstone travelling-bag, which was described as a bag adapted for the
requirements of all travellers, of all ages, of both sexes and in all
grades of life. Someone took the trouble to issue the prospectus of what
was called the Gladstone Exploitation Company, a further unintentional
tribute.
The following appeared in a Turkish newspaper at the time of the
Bulgarian atrocities: ‘Mr. Gladstone is of Bulgarian descent. His father
was a pig-dealer in the villayet of Kusteridje. Young Gladstone ran away
at the age of sixteen to Servia, and was then with another pig-dealer
sent to London to sell pigs. He stole the proceeds, changed his name
from Troradin to Gladstone, and became a British subject. Fortune
favoured him till he became Prime Minister. Gladstone has no virtues.
Gold is his god. The Ottoman Government offered him five thousand pounds
to put their finances in order, but subsequently withdrew the offer, and
his vexation at this, combined with his bad Bulgarian nature, caused his
opposition to the Turks. The surname “Gladstone” means lust for gold,
and was given to him on account of his failings in that respect.’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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