"I regret that the pressure of circumstances forbids my taking
formal leave of you. But at an early hour this morning, when you
will still be stretched upon your virtuous pallets, Mrs. Cromwell
and I set off for the port of Soller. We shall have our morning
coffee at Pollensa, and eat our lunch at the convent of Nuestra
Senora del Lluch. And there we shall leave the carriage. But we
shall not spare time to pay our devotions at the shrine of that
celebrated black virgin. Mules will be waiting to take us through
the ilex forests, and down the canyon, and over the high mountain
track, and down that cleverly-built pass-road to the lovely valley
of Soller.
"Do you know Soller, senores--the prettiest little valley in
Europe, full of the scents of the orange and the lemon trees with
which it is planted? No? then visit it when you have the chance. I
regret that we shall not be there to receive you. But we go on to
the little port of Soller, where a feluccre is lying stern-on to
the quay waiting for us. By nightfall we shall be in the lift of
the swell, standing out between the lights at the tiny harbour's
mouth.
"Our destination? Senores, believe me, I blush for joy whilst I
write. Mrs. Cromwell is about to honour me by adding her hand to
the heart she has already bestowed upon me.
"As regards that undeveloped negative, which Mr. Cospatric (with
the skill acquired when he was bottle-washer to a photographer) so
kindly put into the portable dark slide, my wife will take lessons
in the art in some quiet town on the mainland, and when
sufficiently skilled in technique will develop out its secret, and
share with me the great reward.
"I do not know that I am indebted to M. Taltavull for any matter,
but I should be sorry to leave unrequited the interest he appears
to take in my welfare. If he will send his address to 'Poste
Restante,' Cannes, Monte Carlo, or Hyeres, I shall be proud to send
him a delicate wedge of our wedding cake. I trust, however, he
knows my name; for here I shall only sign myself, senores, your
infinite superior,
"L'AVEUGLE."
"That's delicious," said Haigh when he had finished reading.
"But the insults, senor," said the anarchist, turning round again.
"Beautiful!"
"Have you read those burning gibes?"
"The humour of the thing's transcendental."
"Senor Haigh, look at that letter calmly."
"I am doing. Isn't the satire something lovely? My mellow voice! Ho,
ho, ho! And Cospatric's experiences as a photographer's bottle-washer!
Grand!"
The anarchist began to stamp about in a new access of fury, and so
Haigh changed his tone.
"Laugh when you're licked, my dear fellow," said he. "Believe me, it's
the best way, and Lord knows I ought to be an authority."
"We're differently constituted, senor."
"Faith, I grant that same's true."
"This loss means more to me than it does to you."
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