United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“I don't know as I want to learn their way of doing,” said Abe
crustily. “It looks like sneaking, on a big scale, that's all.
And I'm ashamed of this laying round behind a log or a rock to
pop a man over. It ain't my style at all. I believe in open and
above-board fighting, give and take, and may the best man win.”
“So do I, though I suppose all's fair in war. But when we scout we
give them the same chance to knock us over that they give us when
they scout. I'll admit it looks very much like murder to shoot men
down that way, for it does not help either side along a particle.
But these Kentuckians have a great many private injuries to avenge,
and they can't do it any other way.”
All the people of the region were intensely Union, so it was not
difficult to get exact information of the movements of the Rebels,
and as the scouts drew near London they became assured that not
only all of Zollicoffer's infantry, but his small parties of cavalry
had retreated beyond the town. Our scouts therefore, putting Edwards
and Bolton to the front, that their blue uniforms might tell the
character of the party, spurred into a gallop, and dashed into
London, to be received with boundless enthusiasm.
“Somebody ought to ride back to Wildcat immediately,” said Kent,
after they had enjoyed their reception a little while, “and report
this to the General.”
All assented to this position.
“It is really the duty of myself and comrade here to do it,” said
Kent, shifting uneasily in his chair, to find a comfortable place
to sit upon; “but as we have been for two days riding the hardest-backed
horses over roads that were simply awful, and as previous to that
time we had not taken any equestrian exercise for several years,
there are some fundamental reasons--that is, reasons lying at the
very base of things, (he shifted again)--why we should not be called
upon to do another mile of horseback riding until Time has had an
opportunity to exercise his soothing and healing influence, so to
speak. Abe, I believe I have stated the case with my usual happy
combination of grace and delicacy?”
“You have, as usual, flushed a tail-race of big words.”
“In short,” Kent went on (“Ah, thank you. That is delicious. The
best I ever drank. Your mountain stills make the finest apple
jack in the world. There must be something in the water--that you
don't put in. It's as smooth as new-made butter. Well, here's to
the anner of Beauty and Glory.) In short, as I was saying when you
hospitably interrupted me, we are willing to do anything for the
cause, but unless there is some other way of riding, the most painful
effort I could make for our beloved country would be to mount that
horse again, and ride another hundred yards. To be messenger of
this good news would be bliss; what prevents it is a blister.”
The crowd laughed boisterously.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account