The Red House MysteryMilne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
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The Red House Mystery
Milne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
Detective and mystery stories; England -- Fiction
“Bad luck, Bill,” he said sympathetically. “There’s only one murder,
after all. I’m awfully sorry about it. It was my fault for—”
“Shut up, you ass. You know I didn’t mean that.”
“Well, you seemed awfully disappointed.”
Bill said nothing for a little, and then with a sudden laugh confessed.
“It was so exciting yesterday,” he said apologetically, “and we seemed
to be just getting there, and discovering the most wonderful things,
and now—”
“And now?”
“Well, it’s so much more ordinary.”
Antony gave a shout of laughter.
“Ordinary!” he cried. “Ordinary! Well, I’m dashed! Ordinary! If only
_one_ thing would happen in an ordinary way, we might do something, but
_everything_ is ridiculous.”
Bill brightened up again.
“Ridiculous? How?”
“Every way. Take those ridiculous clothes we found last night. You can
explain the brown suit, but why the under clothes. You can explain the
underclothes in some absurd way, if you like—you can say that Mark
always changed his underclothes whenever he interviewed anybody from
Australia—but why, in that case, my dear Watson, _why_ didn’t he change
his collar?”
“His collar?” said Bill in amazement.
“His collar, Watson.”
“I don’t understand.”
“And it’s all so ordinary,” scoffed Antony.
“Sorry, Tony, I didn’t mean that. Tell me about the collar.”
“Well, that’s all. There was no collar in the bag last night. Shirt,
socks, tie—everything except a collar. Why?”
“Was that what you were looking for in the cupboard?” said Bill
eagerly.
“Of course. ‘Why no collar?’ I said. For some reason Cayley considered
it necessary to hide all Mark’s clothes; not just the suit, but
everything which he was wearing, or supposed to be wearing, at the time
of the murder. But he hadn’t hidden the collar. Why? Had he left it out
by mistake? So I looked in the cupboard. It wasn’t there. Had he left
it out on purpose? If so, why?—and where was it? Naturally I began to
say to myself, ‘Where have I seen a collar lately? A collar all by
itself?’ And I remembered—what, Bill?”
Bill frowned heavily to himself, and shook his head.
“Don’t ask me, Tony. I can’t—By Jove!” He threw up his head, “In the
basket in the office bedroom!”
“Exactly.”
“But is that the one?”
“The one that goes with the rest of the clothes? I don’t know. Where
else can it be? But if so, why send the collar quite casually to the
wash in the ordinary way, and take immense trouble to hide everything
else? Why, why, why?”
Bill bit hard at his pipe, but could think of nothing to say.
“Anyhow,” said Antony, getting up restlessly, “I’m certain of one
thing. Mark knew on the Monday that Robert was coming here.”
CHAPTER XIX.
The Inquest
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