The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical ComedyBronson-Howard, George
Philosophy
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy
Bronson-Howard, George
Devil -- Drama; Long Island (N.Y.) -- Drama
I did—I was a selfish beast—
MRS. FELIX
She wouldn’t have admitted she was a beast just now—unless she loved
you—madly—
THE DEVIL (_bitterly_)
She knows I’ve got a check for two million in my pocket—
FANNY
Oh, I know I deserve that, too. But I wish you didn’t have the old
check just to prove to you—
THE DEVIL
You do?
FANNY (_hastily_)
No. I don’t mean that. Forgive me for being selfish. The check means
triumph for your work—
THE DEVIL (_grinning maliciously_)
Means houses in New York, and motors, and private railroad cars, and
boxes at the opera, too, doesn’t it?
FANNY (_earnestly_)
Addington, I’d be content to live on the top of a mountain if I had
you, dear.
THE DEVIL
That’s all right as a popular song, darling! (_He grits his teeth
again_)
AGNUS (_in agony_)
She means it, can’t you see? She’s changed. The fear of losing the man
she loves has made her forget all the little things—realizing that the
only big thing is—love!—
FANNY
Oh, Mr. Schwartzenhopfel, you have loved! _You_ understand. Make _him_
understand—
THE DEVIL (_to Agnus_)
You sentimental idiot! You think she means it, do you?
AGNUS (_boldly_)
I know it!
DOLL BLONDIN (_herself touched_)
Honest, Doctor, I believe she does.
[_Fanny looks gratefully at them._
THE DEVIL (_desperately_)
You see this? (_He thrusts the check under her nose_) What is it?
FANNY
The two-million-dollar check.
THE DEVIL
All right. (_He puts it in her hand_) Tear it up!
FANNY (_paling_)
But—Addington—your work—
THE DEVIL (_with a sneer to Agnus_)
You see? (_To Doll_) See?
FANNY (_joyously_)
I see, too! It’s wrong, but it makes me the happiest girl in the world.
THE DEVIL (_exasperated_)
What does?
FANNY
It’s wicked for me to feel that way—I know I shouldn’t.—Forgive me.
THE DEVIL (_shouting_)
What damned mare’s-nest have you foisted on me this time? What’s the
latest crazy eroticism you’re going to pretend to see in me?
FANNY
Don’t swear, dear. You’re above it. But as for the check: I understand
and I love you the more for it.
THE DEVIL (_shouting louder_)
Love me the more? By Saturn! this is too much—this passes all endurance—
FANNY
You’re angry because I’ve discovered your secret. Because you know now
that I know that no matter how much you try to make your work come
first, you can’t.
THE DEVIL (_swearing wildly_)
Oh, Jupiter! Oh, the Pleiades! Oh, the Milky Way, the Crab, and the
Gemini!—Where under the light of the sun or in the bowels of the
earth—in what corner of a lunatic asylum did you find that colossal,
preposterous and utterly insane hallucination of a disordered brain?
FANNY
In your heart, dear—in your heart. This morning I made you give up work
that was dearer to you than life. You promised. Your better nature made
you break that promise. Then I came again, tempting you; threatening
to leave you forever. Your heart betrayed you again. And—when I was
gone—you loathed yourself for your weakness.
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