The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical ComedyBronson-Howard, George
Philosophy
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy
Bronson-Howard, George
Devil -- Drama; Long Island (N.Y.) -- Drama
[_Agnus, Schwartzenhopfel and the light go out hurriedly, The Devil
following. He is last seen by the audience, suffused in the glow
again, as he stands between the two folding-doors, bringing them close
together until they shut the laboratory and all within it from sight.
The ringing at the door grows louder and is followed by a series of
staccato knocks with a knocker. Mrs. Felix opens the hall door and
shows her face._
MRS. FELIX (_speaking to Fanny outside_)
There’s no one here. I suppose I should answer the door?
FANNY (_outside_)
By all means, mother.
[_Mrs. Felix goes to the garden door. Fanny trails in after her. Mrs.
Felix opens garden door for Professor Vanillity._
VANILLITY (_who comes in excitedly_)
I must see Addington, Mrs. Felix! At once! At once—
MRS. FELIX (_pointing to the laboratory_)
He’s in there.
VANILLITY
I must interrupt him once at least—at least once. (_He knocks at the
laboratory door—no response—knocks again—no response_)
VANILLITY (_desperately_)
I can’t help it: I must _see_ him.
[_He flings open the laboratory door, revealing the room with its
blinds drawn and Agnus, Schwartzenhopfel and Magnus seated in a sort of
stupor, side by side. Above them hovers a Red Light._
VANILLITY
Addington, my boy! Addington! (_He shakes him_)
[_Agnus opens his eyes slowly and sees Vanillity._
VANILLITY
Addington—just a moment alone—
AGNUS (_joyously_)
Addington.—You called me Addington.—Then it’s so—it’s so. (_He brushes
past Vanillity, runs into the room, disregarding women, and throws back
curtain from mirror_) It’s so! It’s so! (_Sees Fanny_) Fanny!
FANNY (_comes toward him eagerly_)
The actress is gone, dear. She said she wouldn’t stand in the way of
our happiness once I convinced her how much you loved me. I helped her
re-pack her trunks. (_Puts her hands out to Agnus_)
VANILLITY (_taking him aside before he can take Fanny’s hands_) One
minute, my boy, one minute. (_Leads him up-stage so that their backs
become turned to the others_)
MAGNUS (_in the meanwhile has opened his eyes and sees Agnus at mirror;
as Agnus moves up stage, he runs to mirror and sees himself_) It’s
so—it’s so—
VANILLITY (_in a low tone to Agnus, not seeing Magnus at mirror_) My
boy, I’ve been eating out my heart all day for permitting you to accept
that offer. But Judge Critty can break me like matchwood, just as Mr.
Magnus can break him. So I seemed to consent. But I do not. Don’t take
the offer.
[_Schwartzenhopfel, who has also opened his eyes and come down to the
mirror, now touches Magnus’s arm and nods approval of Vanillity._
VANILLITY
It’s damnable—
MAGNUS (_who has turned to listen, motioning Mrs. Felix and Fanny to
silence_) Damnable?—
VANILLITY (_turning around, white and trembling_)
Mr. Magnus! (_Recovering himself, with dignity_) I will tender my
resignation tomorrow, sir.
MAGNUS
Why?
VANILLITY (_bitterly_)
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