The Red Lodge: A Mystery of Campden HillBridges, Victor
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The Red Lodge: A Mystery of Campden Hill
Bridges, Victor
Detective and mystery stories; Murder -- Investigation -- Fiction
"Well, I'm blarsted," he exclaimed. "Caught me proper, that you did,
sir. Who'd ever have thought o' meeting you 'ere?"
He held out a large and not over-clean hand, which Colin shook
heartily.
"I was just saying to meself only yesterday," continued Joe, "some
time when I get a free mornin' I must do a trip up to the 'orspital
an' tell the doctor abaht my bit o' good luck."
"What's that?" demanded Colin, taking a seat beside him on the bench.
"Have you fallen in love, or is somebody offering you a job at a
brewery?"
"You'd never guess," returned Joe with a chuckle, "not if you was to
try for a month o' Sundays." He removed a short clay pipe from the
corner of his mouth and spat contentedly on to the platform. "I gorn
back into the perfession, guv'nor, that's wot I done."
Colin eyed him incredulously. "That's a good one, Joe," he observed.
"Who are you going to fight--Jack Dempsey?"
"'Tain't a joke, guv'nor. I'm back in the old business again, gospel
truth I am, but not as wot you might call a principal." He paused,
as though to give full weight to his coming disclosure. "You've
'eard tell o' Solly Moss and the Palace o' Sport?"
"What, the new boxing ring in Whitechapel?"
"That's it--that's the place I'm gettin' at. Well, the very day
after I see'd you and the young lady ahtside the club, who should I
run across in the street but old Solly Moss 'isself. 'Im an' me was
pals once, before 'e come up in the world, an' 'e's got a good 'eart,
Solly 'as--especially for a Sheeny. We 'as a bit of a talk like, an'
a couple o' drinks, an' he says to me, 'Joe,' 'e says, 'you come
along dahn to my 'all, an' damn me if I don't find you a job.' An'
wot's more, 'e's done it, guv'nor. I'm caretaker, chucker-aht, and
one o' the two official seconds, with thirty bob a week an' me name
on the bleedin' programme."
"I congratulate you," said Colin. "It must be an interesting job,
but it sounds to me as if it was a bit underpaid."
"There're pickin's," returned Joe, with a wink. "A good second can
do a lot toward pullin' orf a fight, an' it gen'rally means arf a
crown when you 'appen to be in the winnin' corner. Besides"--he
licked his lips--"me bein' in wot you might call an official
position, folks as is interested in the game likes to make 'emselves
civil. Why, this 'ere job will be worth quarts an' quarts o' beer to
me every week."
As he spoke the train steamed into the station, and with a
simultaneous movement both of them rose to their feet.
"Where are you off to?" asked Colin. "I get out at Shadwell."
"That's my mark, too," replied Joe. "I gotter go an' see the bloke
wot supplies us with our jellied eels. They ain't bin up to standard
lately, an' old Solly, 'e's arsked me to call rahnd and tell 'em wot
'e can do with 'em."
They took their seats along with the rest of the passengers, and a
few minutes more brought them to the equally grimy platform which
serves to connect Shadwell with the outside world.
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