“You come across one, Bob, in your bold way, with such startling
questions,” returned the publican, casting his eyes obliquely around
him, as if he would fain make sure of the character of the audience to
which he spoke, “such stirring opinions, that really I am often
non-plushed to know how to get the ideas together, to make a saving
answer.”
“It is droll enough, truly, to see the landlord of the ‘Foul Anchor’
dumb-foundered,” returned the old man, with perfect composure in mien
and eye. “I ask you, if you do not suspect something wrong about that
slaver?”
“Wrong! Good heavens, mister Robert, recollect what you are saying. I
would not, for the custom of his Majesty’s Lord High Admiral, have any
discouraging words be uttered in my house against the reputation of any
virtuous and fair-dealing slavers! The Lord protect me from blacking
the character of any honest subject of the King!”
“Do you see nothing wrong, worthy and tender Joram, about the ship in
the outer harbour?” repeated mister Robert, without moving eye, limb,
or muscle.
“Well, since you press me so hard for an opinion and seeing that you
are a customer who pays freely for what he orders, I will say, that, if
there is any thing unreasonable, or even illegal, in the deportment of
the gentlemen”—
“You sail so nigh the wind, friend Joram,” coolly interrupted the old
man, “as to keep every thing shaking. Just bethink you of a plain
answer: Have you seen any thing wrong about the slaver?”
“Nothing, on my conscience, then,” said the publican, puffing not
unlike a cetaceous fish that had come to the surface to breathe; “as I
am an unworthy sinner, sitting under the preaching of good and faithful
Dr Dogma, nothing—nothing”
“No! Then are you a duller man than I had rated you at! Do you
_suspect_ nothing?”
“Heaven protect me from suspicions! The devil besets all our minds with
doubts; but weak, and evil inclined, is he who submits to them. The
officers and crew of that ship are free drinkers, and as generous as
princes: Moreover, as they never forget to clear the score before they
leave the house, I call them—honest!”
“And I call them—pirates!”
“Pirates!” echoed Joram, fastening his eye, with marked distrust, on
the countenance of the attentive Wilder. “‘Pirate’ is a harsh word,
mister Robert, and should not be thrown in any gentleman’s face without
testimony enough to clear one in an action of defamation, should such a
thing get fairly before twelve sworn and conscientious men. But I
suppose you know what you say, and before whom you say it.”
“I do; and now, as it seems that your opinion in this matter amounts to
just nothing at all, you will please”
“To do any thing you order,” cried Joram, very evidently delighted to
change the subject.
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