He then put one foot on the neck of his prisoner, and, seizing his
lower member as it swung uppermost, he coolly placed it in the lap of
the awe-struck tailor.
“There, friend,” he said, “handle your needle and palm now, as if you
were at job-work. Your knowing handicraft always begins with the
foundation wherein he makes sure that his upper gear will stand.”
“The Lord protect me, and all other sinful mortals, from an untimely
end!” exclaimed Homespun, gazing at the vacant view from his giddy
elevation, with a sensation a little resembling that with which the
aeronaut, in his first experiment, regards the prospect beneath.
“Settle away this waister,” again called Fid; “he interrupts rational
conversation by his noise; and, as his gear is condemned by this here
tailor, why, you may turn him over to the purser for a new outfit.”
The real motive, however, for getting rid of his pendant companion was
a twinkling of humanity, that still glimmered through the rough humour
of the tar, who well knew that his prisoner must hang where he did, at
some little expense of bodily ease. As soon as his request was complied
with, he turned to the good-man, to renew the discourse, with just as
much composure as though they were both seated on the deck, or as if a
dozen practical jokes, of the same character, were not in the process
of enactment, in as many different parts of the vessel.
“What makes you open your eyes, brother, in this port-hole fashion?”
commenced the topman. “This is all water that you see about you, except
that hommoc of blue in the eastern board, which is a morsel of upland
in the Bahamas, d’ye see.”
“A sinful and presuming world is this we live in!” returned the
good-man; “nor can any one tell at what moment his life is to be taken
from him. Five bloody and cruel wars have I lived to see in safety and
yet am I reserved to meet this disgraceful and profane end at last.”
“Well, since you’ve had your luck in the wars, you’ve the less reason
to grumble at the bit of a surge you may have felt in your garments, as
they run you up to this here yard-arm. I say, brother, I’ve known
stouter fellows take the same ride, who never knew when or how they got
down again.”
Homespun, who did not more than half comprehend the allusion of Fid,
now regarded him in a way that announced some little desire for an
explanation, mingled with great admiration of the unconcern with which
his companion maintained his position, without the smallest aid from
any thing but his self-balancing powers.
“I say, brother,” resumed Fid, “that many a stout seaman has been whipt
up to the end of a yard, who has started by the signal of a gun, and
who has staid there just as long as the president of a court-martial
was pleased to believe might be necessary to improve his honesty!”
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