Great Britain -- History -- Barons' War, 1263-1267 -- Fiction
Dame Bridget, or “Thorn-in-the-Thumb,” made a devout beginning. She was
a big woman with a high colour, and a mouth that was generally noisy, a
woman of coarse texture, and of gross outlines that showed Nature as a
craftswoman at her worst.
Bridget had picked up some Latin words, and she began with these, as
though such a prelude would impress Denise with their seriousness in
coming.
“Sister,” she said with a snuffle, when she had come to the end of her
Latinity. “Here are three poor women in need of a blessing. We pray you
to come out to us, Holy Sister, and to touch us with your hands.”
Denise had no thought of treachery that morning, and she opened her
door, and stood there on the threshold. The three women were kneeling
humbly enough in the wet grass, their hoods drawn forward, their hands
together as in prayer.
Bridget showed a thumb red and swollen about the pulp.
“There was a thorn twig in a faggot, Sister,” she said. “I laid my hand
to the sticks, and the thorn went into my thumb. It has kept me awake o’
nights with the pain of it.”
Then Sterility had a hearing, and while Denise bent over her, for the
woman chose to whisper, Thorn-in-the-Thumb nudged Warts with her elbow,
and stared Denise over from head to foot.
Lastly, Warts displayed her imperfections, looking most meekly into
Denise’s shadowy eyes. And when Denise had touched them all and given
them her blessing, the three women departed, walking very circumspectly
till they gained the road. Then Thorn-in-the-Thumb flung her arms about
the necks of her neighbours, crumpled them to her, and laughed gross
laughter that was not pleasant to hear. And they went up the hill
together, gaggling like geese, blatantly exultant over the thing that
they had discovered.
Very soon hardly a man or woman in the five boroughs of Battle had not
heard what Bridget and her neighbours had to tell. Rumours had been rife
of late, but this last cup was spiced with the palatable truth. The
women spoke more loudly than the men, were more strenuous and
vindictive, more self-righteous, more eager to have the hypocrite
proclaimed. Mightily sore were some of the worthy folk who had gone on
their knees for nothing before Denise’s cell. They were quick to cry out
that they had been cheated, more especially those who had left an
offering to bribe the Blessed Ones in Heaven. The insolence of this
jade, setting herself up as a virgin and a saint! “Out with her,” was
the common cry. As for Dom Silvius he was little better than a fool.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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