Nationalists -- Philippines -- Fiction; Philippine fiction (Spanish) -- Translations into English; Philippines -- History -- Fiction
“And eastern!” retorted the latter, describing a circle in the air with
his spoon, in order to include all the banqueters.
“No interruptions!”
“I demand the floor!”
“I demand pickles!” added Isagani.
“Bring on the stew!”
All echoed this request, so Tadeo sat down, contented with having got
out of his quandary.
The dish consecrated to Padre Irene did not appear to be extra good, as
Sandoval cruelly demonstrated thus: “Shining with grease outside and
with pork inside! Bring on the third course, the friar pie!”
The pie was not yet ready, although the sizzling of the grease in the
frying-pan could be heard. They took advantage of the delay to drink,
begging Pecson to talk.
Pecson crossed himself gravely and arose, restraining his clownish
laugh with an effort, at the same time mimicking a certain Augustinian
preacher, then famous, and beginning in a murmur, as though he were
reading a text.
“Si tripa plena laudal Deum, tripa famelica laudabit fratres—if the
full stomach praises God, the hungry stomach will praise the friars.
Words spoken by the Lord Custodio through the mouth of Ben-Zayb, in the
journal El Grito de la Integridad, the second article, absurdity the
one hundred and fifty-seventh.
“Beloved brethren in Christ: Evil blows its foul breath over the
verdant shores of Frailandia, commonly called the Philippine
Archipelago. No day passes but the attack is renewed, but there is
heard some sarcasm against the reverend, venerable, infallible
corporations, defenseless and unsupported. Allow me, brethren, on this
occasion to constitute myself a knight-errant to sally forth in defense
of the unprotected, of the holy corporations that have reared us, thus
again confirming the saving idea of the adage—a full stomach praises
God, which is to say, a hungry stomach will praise the friars.”
“Bravo, bravo!”
“Listen,” said Isagani seriously, “I want you to understand that,
speaking of friars, I respect one.”
Sandoval was getting merry, so he began to sing a shady couplet about
the friars.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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