Nationalists -- Philippines -- Fiction; Philippine fiction (Spanish) -- Translations into English; Philippines -- History -- Fiction
To this precise and categorical question, a kind of ultimatum, Juanito
did not know what to reply and his coat offered no suggestions. In vain
he made signs to Placido, but Placido himself was in doubt. Juanito
then took advantage of a moment in which the professor was staring at a
student who was cautiously and secretly taking off the shoes that hurt
his feet, to step heavily on Placido’s toes and whisper, “Tell me,
hurry up, tell me!”
“I distinguish—Get out! What an ass you are!” yelled Placido
unreservedly, as he stared with angry eyes and rubbed his hand over his
patent-leather shoe.
The professor heard the cry, stared at the pair, and guessed what had
happened.
“Listen, you meddler,” he addressed Placido, “I wasn’t questioning you,
but since you think you can save others, let’s see if you can save
yourself, salva te ipsum, and decide this question.”
Juanito sat down in content, and as a mark of gratitude stuck out his
tongue at his prompter, who had arisen blushing with shame and
muttering incoherent excuses.
For a moment Padre Millon regarded him as one gloating over a favorite
dish. What a good thing it would be to humiliate and hold up to
ridicule that dudish boy, always smartly dressed, with head erect and
serene look! It would be a deed of charity, so the charitable professor
applied himself to it with all his heart, slowly repeating the
question.
“The book says that the metallic mirrors are made of brass and an alloy
of different metals—is that true or is it not true?”
“So the book says, Padre.”
“Liber dixit, ergo ita est. Don’t pretend that you know more than the
book does. It then adds that the glass mirrors are made of a sheet of
glass whose two surfaces are well polished, one of them having applied
to it an amalgam of tin, nota bene, an amalgam of tin! Is that true?”
“If the book says so, Padre.”
“Is tin a metal?”
“It seems so, Padre. The book says so.”
“It is, it is, and the word amalgam means that it is compounded with
mercury, which is also a metal. Ergo, a glass mirror is a metallic
mirror; ergo, the terms of the distinction are confused; ergo, the
classification is imperfect—how do you explain that, meddler?”
He emphasized the ergos and the familiar “you’s” with indescribable
relish, at the same time winking, as though to say, “You’re done for.”
“It means that, it means that—” stammered Placido.
“It means that you haven’t learned the lesson, you petty meddler, you
don’t understand it yourself, and yet you prompt your neighbor!”
The class took no offense, but on the contrary many thought the epithet
funny and laughed. Placido bit his lips.
“What’s your name?” the professor asked him.
“Placido,” was the curt reply.
“Aha! Placido Penitente, although you look more like Placido the
Prompter—or the Prompted. But, Penitent, I’m going to impose some
penance on you for your promptings.”
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