Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
The morning after the gathering of the party was Saturday and an ideal
day—that sort of ideal day when house parties naturally sift into pairs
and then fade away altogether. The country surrounding our particular
party was densely wooded and not at all settled, the woods were laid
out in a fascinating system of walks and benches which in no case
commanded views of one another, and the shade overhead was the shade of
July and as propitious to rest as it was to motion. Mitchell took a
girl in gray and two sets of golf clubs and started out in the opposite
direction from the links, Clover took a girl in green and a camera and
went another way, Burnett took a girl in a riding habit and two saddle
horses and followed the horses’ noses whither they led, and Jack—Jack
smoked cigarettes on the piazza and waited—waited.
Mrs. Rosscott came out after a while and asked him why he didn’t go to
walk also.
“Just what I was thinking as to yourself,” he said, very boldly as to
voice, and very beseechingly as to eyes.
“Oh, I’m so busy,” she said, laughing up into his eyes and then
laughing down at the ground—“you see I’m the only married daughter to
help mamma.”
“But you’ve been helping all the morning,” he complained, “and besides
how can you help? One would think that your mother was beating eggs or
turning mattresses.”
“I have to work harder than that,” said Mrs. Rosscott; “I have to make
people know one another and like one another and not all want to make
love to the same girl.”
“You can’t help their all wanting to make love to the same girl,” said
Jack; “the more you try to convince them of their folly the deeper in
love they are bound to fall. I’m an illustration of that myself.”
Mrs. Rosscott looked at him then and curved her mouth sweetly.
“You do say such pretty things,” she said. “I don’t see how you’ve
learned so much in so little time. Why, General Jiggs in there is three
times your age and he tangles himself awfully when he tries to be
sweet.”
“Perhaps his physician has recommended gymnastics,” said Jack.
“Perhaps,” said Mrs. Rosscott laughing, and then she turned as if to go
in.
“Oh, don’t,” said her lover, barring the way with great suddenness;
“you really mustn’t, you know. I’ve been patient for so long and been
good for so long and I must be rewarded—I really must. Do come out with
me somewhere—anywhere—for only a half-hour,—please.”
She looked at him.
“Won’t Maude do?” she asked.
“No, she won’t,” he said beneath his breath; “whatever do you suggest
such a thing for? You make me ready to tell you to your face that you
want to go as bad as I want you to go, but I shan’t say so because I
know too much.”
“You do know a lot, don’t you?” said she, with an expression of great
respect; “why, if you were to dare to hint to me that I wanted to go
out with you instead of staying in and talking Rembrandt with Mr.
Morley, I’d never forgive you the longest day I live.”
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