Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
“Don’t you believe that nothing can help her now. A good-looking
husband could help her lots. I’ve seen homelier girls than she go just
everywhere—on account of their husbands, you know. That was where my
philosophy came in.”
“I’d quite forgotten your philosophy.” He laughed again as he spoke. “I
must apologize. Please tell me more about it.”
She laughed, too.
“I’m going to. You see, I was lying there, looking out at the moon, and
thinking how nice it would be for Maude to marry you.”
“Did you consider me at all?” he interposed.
“How you interrupt!” she declared, in exasperation. “You never let me
finish.”
“I am dumb.”
“Well, I thought how nice it would be for Maude to marry you. You’d
have a baron for a papa-in-law, and an heiress to balance Aunt Mary
with. If you went into consumption and had to retreat to Arizona for a
term of years, the climate could not ruin her complexion as it would
m—most people’s. And she’s so ready to have you that it’s almost
pathetic. I can’t imagine anything more awful than to be as ready to
marry a man who is’nt at all desirous of so doing, as Maude is of
marrying you. But if you would only think about it. I thought and
thought about it last night and the longer I thought the more it seemed
like such a nice arrangement all around; and then—all of a sudden—do
you know I began to wonder if I was philosopher enough to enjoy being
matron-of-honor to Maude and really—”
“At the wedding I could have kissed you!” he exclaimed, and suddenly
subsided at the look with which she withered his boldness.
“And really I wasn’t altogether sure; and then, it occurred to me that
nothing on the face of the earth would ever persuade you to marry
Maude. And I saw my card castle go smashing down, and then I saw that I
really am a philosopher, after all, for—for I didn’t mind a bit!”
Jack threw his head back and roared.
“Oh,” he said after a minute, “you are so refreshing. You ruffle me up
just to give me the joy of smoothing me down, don’t you?”
“I do what I can to amuse you,” she said, demurely. “You are my
father’s guest and my brother’s friend, and so I ought to—oughtn’t I?”
“Yes,” he said, “I have a two-fold claim on you if you look at it that
way and some day I mean to go to work and unfold still another.”
They had come to a delightful little nook where the trees sighed
gently, “Sit down,” and there seemed to be no adequate reason for
refusing the invitation.
“Let’s rest, I know you’re tired,” the young man said gently, and the
next minute found his companion down upon the soft grass, her back
against a twisted tree-root and her hands about her knees.
He threw himself down beside her and the hush and the song of
mid-summer were all about them, filling the air, and their ears, and
their hearts all at once.
Presently he took her hand up out of the grass where its fingers had
wandered to hide themselves, and kissed it. She looked at him
reprovingly when it was too late, and shook her head.
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