Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
Lucinda looked at Joshua and felt a keen desire to throw her flatiron
at him. The world always thinks that the Lucindas have no feelings; the
world never knows how near the flatirons come to the Joshuas often and
often.
Arethusa came for two days and looked the situation well over.
“I think I won’t stay,” she said to Lucinda, “but you must write me
twice a week and I’ll write the others.”
Then Arethusa departed and Lucinda remained alone to superintend things
and be superintended by Aunt Mary.
Aunt Mary’s superintendence waxed extremely vigorous almost at once.
She had out her writing desk, and wrote Jack a letter, as a consequence
of which everything published in New York was mailed to his aunt as
soon as it was off the presses. Lucinda was set reading aloud and,
except when the mail came, was hardly allowed to halt for food and
sleep.
“My heavens above,” said the slave to Joshua, “it don’t seem like I can
live with her!”
“You’ll live with her,” said Joshua.
“It’s more as flesh and blood can bear.”
“Flesh and blood can bear a good deal more’n you think for,” said
Joshua, and then he delivered up two letters and drove off toward the
barn.
“If those are letters,” said Aunt Mary from her pillow the instant she
heard the front door close, “I’d like ’em. I’m a great believer in
readin’ my own mail, an’ another time, Lucinda, I’ll thank you to bring
it as soon as you get it an’ not stand out on the porch hollyhockin’
with Joshua for half an hour while I wait.”
Lucinda delivered up the letters without demanding what species of
conversational significance her mistress attached to the phrase,
“holly-hocking.”
Aunt Mary turned the letters through eagerly.
“My lands alive!” she said suddenly, “if here isn’t one from
Mitchell,—the dear boy. Well, I never did!—Lucinda, open the blinds to
the other window, too—so I—can—see to—” her voice died away,—she was
too deep in the letter to recollect what she was saying.
Mitchell wrote:
MY DEAR MISS WATKINS:—
We are sitting in a row with ashes on the heads of our cigarettes
mourning, mourning, mourning, because we have had the news that you are
ill. As usual it is up to me to express our feelings, so I have decided
to mail them and the others agree to pay for the ink.
I wish to remark at once that we did not sleep any last night. Jack
told us at dinner, and we spent the evening making a melancholy tour of
places where we had been with you. If you had only been with us! The
roof gardens are particularly desolate without you. The whole of the
city seems to realize it. The watering carts weep from dawn to dark.
All the lamp-posts are wearing black. It is sad at one extreme and
sadder at the other.
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