Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
Arethusa did not gainsay the truth of the sighing proposition. It was
too apparent.
The next day Aunt Mary slept until noon, and then opened her eyes and
simultaneously declared:
“Next summer I’m goin’ to have an automobile!”
Then she looked about and saw that she had addressed the air, which
made her more mad than ever. She rang her bell violently, and Arethusa
left the lunch table so hastily that she reached the bedroom
half-choked.
“Next summer I’m goin’ to have an automobile,” said the old lady
angrily. “Now, get me some breakfast.”
Her niece went out quickly, and a maid was sent in with tea and toast
and eggs at once. Their effect was to brace the invalid up and make the
lot of those about her yet more wearing.
“I shall run it myself,” she vowed, when Arethusa returned; “an’ I bet
they clear out when they see me comin’.”
It did seem highly probable.
“I don’t know how I can live if I don’t get away from here soon,” she
declared a few minutes later. “You don’t appreciate what life is,
Arethusa. Seems like I’ll go mad with wantin’ to be somewhere else. I
can see Jack gets his disposition straight from me.”
There was a sigh and a pause.
“I shall die,” Aunt Mary then declared with violence, “if I don’t have
a change. Arethusa, you’ve got to write to Jack, and tell him to get me
Granite.”
“Granite!” screamed the niece in surprise.
“Yes, Granite. She was a maid I had in New York. I want her to come
here. She must come. Tell him to offer her anything, and send her
C.O.D. If I can have Granite, maybe I’ll feel some better. You write
Jack.”
“I’ll write to-night,” shrieked Arethusa.
“No, you won’t,” said Aunt Mary; “you’ll get the ink and write right
now. Because I’ve been meeker’n Moses all my life is no reason why I
sh’d be willin’ to be downtrodden clear to the end. Folks around me’d
better begin to look sharp an’ step lively from now on.”
Arethusa went to the desk at once and wrote:
DEAR JACK:
Aunt Mary wants the maid that she had when she was in New York. For
the love of Heaven, if the girl is procurable, do get her. Hire her
if you can and kidnap her if you can’t. Lucinda has played her
usual trick on me and walked off just when she felt like it. I
never saw Aunt Mary in anything like the state of mind that she is,
but I know one thing—if you cannot send the maid, there’ll be an
end of me.
Your loving sister,
ARETHUSA.
Jack was much perturbed upon receipt of this letter. He whistled a
little and frowned a great deal. But at last he decided to be frank and
tell the truth to Mrs. Rosscott. To that end he wrote her a lengthy
note. After two preliminary pages so personal that it would not be
right to print them for public reading, he continued thus:
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