Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
They were running alongside of “Lady Belle” as he spoke, and the first
thing Aunt Mary knew she and her party were attached to the former by
some mysterious and not altogether solid connection.
“What do we do now?” she asked uneasily.
“I’ll show you,” laughed Burnett, and seizing two flapping ropes he
went skipping up a sort of stepladder and sprang upon the deck above.
Aunt Mary started to emulate his prowess and stood up at once. But the
next second she sat down extremely hard without knowing why she had
done so.
“Hold on, Miss Watkins,” Mitchell cried hastily; “just you hold on
until I give you something to hold on to, and when you’ve got something
to hold on to, please keep holding on to it, until I tell you that the
hour has come in which to let go again.”
“I didn’t quite catch that,” said Aunt Mary, “but I’m ready to do
anythin’ you say if you only—” and again she sprang up and again was
thrown down as hard as before.
“Look out,” cried Jack, springing to her side; and he got hold of his
valuable relative and held her fast while Mitchell grasped the ladder
and a sailor strove to keep the launch still.
“Now, Aunt Mary,” cried the nephew, “hang on to me and hang on to those
ropes and remember I’m right back of you—”
“My Lord alive,” cried Aunt Mary, turning her gaze upwards, “am I
expected to go alone all that way to the top?”
“It’ll pay you to keep on to the top,” screamed Clover; “you’ll have,
comparatively speaking, very little fun if you hang on to the ladder
all day—and you’ll get so wet too.”
“There’s more room at the top,” cried Mitchell, “there’s always room at
the top, Miss Watkins. Put yourself in the place of any young man
entering a profession and struggle bravely upwards, bearing ever in—”
“Oh, I never can,” said Aunt Mary, recoiling abruptly; “I never could
climb trees when I was little—I never had no grip in my legs—and I just
know I can’t. It’s too high. An’ it looks slippery. An’ I don’t want
to, anyhow.”
“What rot!” yelled Jack, “the very idea! Why, Aunt Mary, you know you
can skin up there just like a cat if you only make up your mind to it.
Here, Mitchell, give her a boost and I’ll plant her feet firmly.
Now—have you got hold of the ropes, Aunt Mary?”
“Oh, mercy—on—me!” wailed Aunt Mary, “the yacht is turnin’ a-round an’
the harder I pull the faster it turns.”
“Catch her from above, Burr,” Clover called excitedly; “hook her with
anything if you can’t reach her with your hand.”
“Oh, my cap!” shrieked poor Aunt Mary, and the cap went off and she
went on up and was landed safe above.
“How on the chart do you suppose we’ll ever unload her?” Jack asked,
wide-eyed, as he swung himself quickly after her.
“What man hath done man can do,” quoted Mitchell sententiously,
following his lead.
“But no man ever unloaded Aunt Mary,” Clover reminded him, as they
brought up the rear.
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