Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
They began with Burnett’s dinner in the private room. No matter where
the private room was, for it really wasn’t a private room at all—it was
a suite of rooms borrowed and arranged especially for that one
occasion. They gathered there at eight o’clock and began with oysters
served on a large brass tray in a half-dim Turkish room where incense
sticks burned about and queer daggers held up the curtains. The oysters
were served on their arrival and the megaphones stood like
extinguishers over each with the name cards tied to the small end. The
effect was really unique. Aunt Mary had one, too, and they were all
rejoiced at her delight in the scheme, and a few seconds after they
were doubly rejoiced over its success for no one had to speak loud—the
megaphones did it all, producing a lovely clamor which deafened all
those who could hear and caused Aunt Mary to feel that she heard with
the rest.
Amidst the cheerful din they exchanged such very wild remarks as
oysters always inspire and each and all were mutually content at the
effect thereof. Then they finished, and Burnett rose at once, flung
back the portières, and led them in upon their soup which stood smoking
on a large card table in the next room. There were boutonnières with
the soup, and violets for Aunt Mary, and again they used the megaphones
and again the conversation partook of the customary conversation which
soup produces.
The soup finished, Burnett jumped up again and threw back other
portières and they all moved out into a dining-room, with its table
spread with a substantial dinner. This time it was the real thing.
Candelabra, ice-pails, etc.
Aunt Mary had a parrot in a gilt tower, and all the men had white mice
in houses shaped like hat-boxes. Mitchell’s seat was flanked with wine
coolers, and Burnett’s, too. There was all that they could desire to
eat and drink and more. The feast began, and it was grand and glorious.
“I’ll tell you what,” said Aunt Mary, in the midst of the revel, “if
this is what it means in papers when it speaks of high livin’, I don’t
blame ’em for bein’ willin’ to die of it young. One week like this is
worth ten years with Lucinda. Twenty. A whole life.”
“Say, Jack,” said Burnett in an undertone, “let’s have Lucinda come to
town next and see the effect on her.”
“Miss Watkins,” said Clover through his megaphone, “as a mark of my
affection I beg to offer you my white mouse. Do you accept?”
“Oh, I don’t want to go back to the house yet,” said Aunt Mary, much
disturbed. “It’s too soon.”
“We won’t go home till morning,” said Burnett. “Not by a long shot.
Here, Mitchell, give us a speech. Home! we don’t want to _drink_ to it,
but we do want to drink to it _here_.”
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