The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; Satire
"It never came into my mind to ask,"--and herein her simplicity put me
down--"anything at all about his father. Why should I? Roly brought him;
as he brings anybody, who can be of use to him in politics. It is not my
place, to have anything to say to them, except what is expected from the
people of the house. And I believe he saved the life of my first cousin,
Lord Counterpagne; and that alone would make him no stranger here. But
look! If it were possible for the Professor to be in a hurry, he would
be so now. We have been a long time, and I am afraid he will be angry.
Let us put on steam--as Roly says."
I wanted no steam put on at present, but found no fair means of
preventing it; and a few quick steps brought us up to the pebble-bank,
under the cliff of the sacred relics.
"Aha!" the Professor cried, coming down to meet us, "no wonder I have
waved my bandana in vain. What a magnificent specimen! And the beauty of
him is, that he is good to eat; which, alas! was more than I could say
for my specimen in there; when the lady superior of all the fish-women
of Happystowe asked me just now, how I meant to cook my bones. She has
marched away in sadness, at my dreadful waste of time. However, at last,
all is perfectly ready; and I would have gone to work without you,
except for the dread of your reproaches. We have made all the front
quite safe, and the fissure at the back is not extending. The light is
good still; but we have no time to lose."
"And my mother," asked Laura, "has she not come yet? She was to have
been here, an hour ago. She will be so sorry, to see nothing of the
work!"
"She has sent down a groom, with a kind little note, to say that she
cannot come till five o'clock, and begging me on no account to wait for
her. I would gladly have put it off until to-morrow, but any change of
weather might be fatal, or even a ground-swell with this springtide, of
which there are some signs already. This rock, is not like the hard
sandstone further north, or even firm chalk; but a brittle
conglomerate. We are not our own masters; we must set to work at once.
Tommy, I will not keep you long inside; and Miss Twentifold should stand
behind this high-water mark."
He took off his hat, and laid it down upon the shingle; and then with a
short tool of steel in one hand, (something like what the police call a
"Jemmy," but forked at one end, and gouge-shaped at the other) and a
square of soft felt in his left hand, he went into the cave, or rather
excavation; and I (with my hat off) followed him. There was plenty of
light, when the eyes got used to it; and I saw that the roof was
established with short slabs of wood, supported by timber props.
"Why, there can be no danger whatever," I said, almost with some
disappointment; "it is as safe as the dome of St. Paul's, I am sure. Of
course, you know best, sir; but I should have gone straight at it. Can
you spare me a tool to work with?"
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