The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
General
The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; Satire
My dear mother spoke with such depth of feeling--especially in reference
to her own end--that I had not the least idea what to say, and did not
like to cry, until I had waited for some more.
"School-life is hardening you, my son;" she said. "I have known the day,
when you would have been crying long ago, at the description of all that
I go through. However, it is all for the best, and my own doing. I must
expect you to grow up. And grown-up men must never cry. Tommy, you can
have two bull's-eyes, out of my pocket, if you know where to find them,
while I am wiping my poor eyes. They were under my handkerchief right
side down, and the old pair of gloves on the top of them, that I put on
when the promenade is over. You have got them, my son? Well, take one at
a time, and don't bite them, until I have said a few words. Don't be
afraid, Tommy. I am not going to deliver a lecture, such as nobody ever
that knows me could expect of me. You will have a great mind, my dear,
as well as five talents of the body that will come to five and twenty,
when the woman begins to sweep the house. And with all these great
blessings of the Lord upon you, your first duty is to keep them all to
yourself. That was one reason, why I would not come out, when they made
such a fuss about you, the other night. They had no right to come
between you and me; and heartily thankful as I felt to them, is it
likely that I would put up with that sort of thing?"
"But, mother," I could not help saying, "suppose there had been nobody
there, when I came down? You were out of sight altogether; and though I
might not have gone down through the water, if my legs had gone in, they
would have stuck there."
"Don't talk of such dreadful things, my dear. I am speaking sincerely
out of gratitude. No one has ever accused your poor mother of any
deficiency in that. But I think, that the least Lady Twentifold could
do, was to come to church on Sunday, if only to thank the Lord for the
service she had been enabled to render you. Few ladies have had such a
chance afforded them; but she thinks much more of her fifteen pews. Now,
Tommy, if you meet her on the beach, or any of the members of her
family, you are not to rush up to them, as if you were under a great
obligation, and make them talk large. You may show yourself; but wait
for them to accost you, as Mrs. Windsor says. You know what to accost a
person means."
"Yes, mother, from _costa_, the Latin for a rib. And it often comes in
Homer. 'And thus accosting him in reply spake sovereign Agamemnon.' Old
Rum does it like that, nearly always."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account