The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; Satire
In spite of the weight I had now to carry, for fear of going out to sea
again, I ran away joyfully down the sands, as they call the gravel where
the sand should be. At the ring of the steel-whistle which I carried
round my neck, _Grip_ came bounding from the Inn to meet me, and with
mutual confidence we began to poke about, for something to afford a
hunt. Then I heard a voice holloaing out, "Hi, Tommy!" and with a long
stride, quite like that of a man, Sir Roland Twentifold came down to me.
"Why, I thought you had given us the slip," he shouted, for he always
spoke as if he wanted every one to hear; "I came down with my pony on
Saturday, but I could not see a sign of you. And I did not like to call
at the Inn, because of your mother's bad health, you know. And on
Sundays, my mother won't let me go far; because she is religious, and so
am I. There are so few fellows who care for that now, that I stick up
for it, and mean to do so. I won't have everything turned upside down."
"Take care that my _Grip_ doesn't roll you over," I exclaimed, for the
dog had no muzzle on; "I can't always hold him, when he takes a
dislike."
"_Grip_, come here," he said, "and talk to me. I have got a dozen dogs,
who could eat you, _Grip_. But if you are good, they shall be good to
you."
I could not help laughing at this idea, for _Grip_ could thrash any
three dogs I knew. But to my astonishment, _Grip_ came up, and wagged
his tail softly to Sir Roland, and sniffed about him pleasantly, and
then offered his grisly ears for a loving rub.
"Don't be nervous, doggy," went on Sir Roland, as if he were talking to
an Italian greyhound; "you smell rather doggy; but I don't mind that. If
your master goes for a fly every day, and you swim after him, you'll
soon be cured."
"Only fancy," I said, as I pulled his tail, that he might not take up
with a stranger so; "he had never seen the sea before, any more than I
had; but the moment he knew I was in your boat, in he dashed, to come
and look after me. And he is not at all a water-dog, as you must know,
having such a lot of dogs of your own. He swallowed such a lot of salt
water, that he could only gurgle, instead of growling, when the sailors
petted him; and I do believe if you had not managed to get hold of his
collar, with that long stick, he would have been a drowned dog, the same
as I have seen twenty of together, when the wind blows down the
reservoir of the Water-company. Oh, how sad it must be, for their Master
and Mistress. If _Grip_ was to die, I never should get over it."
"What a soft you are! Why, you are crying now, with _Grip_ all alive to
lick your face! Such a chap, as you, would never do at Harrow. We should
call you 'Fanny,' instead of Tommy Upmore. Now, don't be offended. You
can't expect to be anything but a muff, after going to a private school,
you know."
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