The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; Satire
"Going, going, gone!" Jack Windsor whispered; and gone was the glory of
the _Partheneion_. We knew it, we felt it, without a word uttered, our
hearts fell into the heels of our socks; and no boy thought twice of the
things in his pocket. Our account would be with a sharp hand now, a
resolute, and a malignant one; and what was worst of all, and which a
boy descries at the very first glance,--we should not have to deal with
a gentleman. "I shall never go up any more," thought I.
I remember very little of what Crankhead said; and none of it is worth
repeating. But he gave us to understand, that the sooner we forgot
everything we had learned hitherto, and began on lines entirely new, the
better it would be for our own minds, and what mattered far more, our
success in life. For the few, whose parents might still be benighted
enough to insist upon Greek and Latin, a Classical Master would be kept,
but the College--for such he had the cheek to call it--would henceforth
aim at a loftier mark. Science was the noble, and simple distinction,
the all-absorbing element of this age. Mankind had been lying on their
backs till now, looking up at the stars, and at imaginary Powers; now
they arose, and asserted their rights, and their kinship to every
organic being, and the interchangeability of everything. Classes for
science would be formed to-morrow, under the charge of the four most
eminent Professors of the period, Professors Brachipod, and Jargoon,
Chocolous, and Mullicles!
At the sound of their names, these gentlemen appeared. Conscience, and
prudence, alike induced me to push Jack Windsor in front of me, because
he was both broad and thick.
CHAPTER XVI.
NO EXTRAS.
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