The Research MagnificentWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Research Magnificent
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Conduct of life -- Fiction
The company in the inn gathered behind the landlord and scrutinized
Amanda and Benham intelligently. The young couple got in. “Avanti,” said
Benham, and Amanda bestowed one last ineradicable memory on the bowing
landlord.
Benham did not speak until just after they turned the first corner, and
then something portentous happened, considering the precipitous position
of the road they were upon. A small boy appeared sitting in the grass
by the wayside, and at the sight of him the white horse shied
extravagantly. The driver rose in his seat ready to jump. But the crisis
passed without a smash. “Cheetah!” cried Amanda suddenly. “This isn't
safe.” “Ah!” said Benham, and began to act with the vigour of one
who has long accumulated force. He rose in his place and gripped the
one-eyed driver by the collar. “ASPETTO,” he said, but he meant “Stop!”
The driver understood that he meant “Stop,” and obeyed.
Benham wasted no time in parleying with the driver. He indicated to him
and to Amanda by a comprehensive gesture that he had business with the
landlord, and with a gleaming appetite upon his face went running back
towards the inn.
The landlord was sitting down to a little game of dominoes with his
friends when Benham reappeared in the sunlight of the doorway. There was
no misunderstanding Benham's expression.
For a moment the landlord was disposed to be defiant. Then he changed
his mind. Benham's earnest face was within a yard of his own, and a
threatening forefinger was almost touching his nose.
“Albergo cattivissimo,” said Benham. “Cattivissimo! Pranzo cattivissimo
'orrido. Cavallo cattivissimo, dangerousissimo. Gioco abominablissimo,
damnissimo. Capisce. Eh?” [*]
* This is vile Italian. It may--with a certain charity to
Benham--be rendered: “The beastliest inn! The beastliest!
The beastliest, most awful lunch! The vilest horse! Most
dangerous! Abominable trick! Understand?”
The landlord made deprecatory gestures.
“YOU understand all right,” said Benham. “Da me il argento per il
carozzo. Subito?” [*]
* “Give me back the money for the carriage. QUICKLY!”
The landlord was understood to ask whether the signor no longer wished
for the carriage.
“SUBITO!” cried Benham, and giving way to a long-restrained impulse
seized the padrone by the collar of his coat and shook him vigorously.
There were dissuasive noises from the company, but no attempt at rescue.
Benham released his hold.
“Adesso!” said Benham. [*]
* “NOW!”
The landlord decided to disgorge. It was at any rate a comfort that the
beautiful lady was not seeing anything of this. And he could explain
afterwards to his friends that the Englishman was clearly a lunatic,
deserving pity rather than punishment. He made some sound of protest,
but attempted no delay in refunding the money Benham had prepaid.
Outside sounded the wheels of the returning carriage. They stopped.
Amanda appeared in the doorway and discovered Benham dominant.
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