The Research MagnificentWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Research Magnificent
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Conduct of life -- Fiction
As they hurried down towards this city of refuge a long string of mules
burthened with great bales of green stuff appeared upon a convergent
track to the left. Besides the customary muleteers there were, by way of
an escort, a couple of tattered Turkish soldiers. All these men watched
the headlong approach of Benham's party with apprehensive inquiry.
Giorgio shouted some sort of information that made the soldiers brighten
up and stare up the hill, and set the muleteers whacking and shouting at
their convoy. It struck Amanda that Giorgio must be telling lies about
a Bulgarian band. In another moment Benham and Amanda found themselves
swimming in a torrent of mules. Presently they overtook a small flock of
fortunately nimble sheep, and picked up several dogs, dogs that happily
disregarded Benham in the general confusion. They also comprehended a
small springless cart, two old women with bundles and an elderly Greek
priest, before their dusty, barking, shouting cavalcade reached the
outskirts of Monastir. The two soldiers had halted behind to cover the
retreat.
Benham's ghastly face was now bedewed with sweat and he swayed in his
saddle as he rode. “This is NOT civilization, Amanda,” he said, “this is
NOT civilization.”
And then suddenly with extraordinary pathos:
“Oh! I want to go to BED! I want to go to BED! A bed with sheets....”
To ride into Monastir is to ride into a maze. The streets go nowhere in
particular. At least that was the effect on Amanda and Benham. It was
as if Monastir too had a temperature and was slightly delirious. But at
last they found an hotel--quite a civilized hotel....
The doctor in Monastir was an Armenian with an ambition that outran his
capacity to speak English. He had evidently studied the language chiefly
from books. He thought THESE was pronounced “theser” and THOSE was
pronounced “thoser,” and that every English sentence should be taken at
a rush. He diagnosed Benham's complaint in various languages and failed
to make his meaning clear to Amanda. One combination of words he clung
to obstinately, having clearly the utmost faith in its expressiveness.
To Amanda it sounded like, “May, Ah! Slays,” and it seemed to her that
he sought to intimate a probable fatal termination of Benham's fever.
But it was clear that the doctor was not satisfied that she understood.
He came again with a queer little worn book, a parallel vocabulary of
half-a-dozen European languages.
He turned over the pages and pointed to a word. “May! Ah! Slays!” he
repeated, reproachfully, almost bitterly.
“Oh, MEASLES!” cried Amanda....
So the spirited honeymoon passed its zenith.
11
The Benhams went as soon as possible down to Smyrna and thence by way
of Uskub tortuously back to Italy. They recuperated at the best hotel
of Locarno in golden November weather, and just before Christmas they
turned their faces back to England.
Benham's plans were comprehensive but entirely vague; Amanda had not so
much plans as intentions....
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