The Restless SexChambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
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The Restless Sex
Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
American fiction -- 20th century
There was a crush on the floor—too many dancing in the beginning—and all
he could do was to prowl along the side lines. In a lower-tier box he
noticed a fat youth, easily recognizable as Bacchus. His wreath of wax
grapes he wore rakishly over one eye; he sat at a table with several
thirsty dryads and bestowed impartial caresses and champagne.
Occasionally he burst into throaty song in praise of the grape.
"Harry Belter!" cried Cleland.
"Hey! Who?" demanded Bacchus, leaning over the edge of the box, his
glass suspended. "No! It isn’t Jim Cleland! I won’t believe it! It’s
only a yearned-for vision come to plague and torment me in my old
age——!" He got up, leaned over and seized Cleland by his silken
sabre-belt:
"Jim! It _is_ you! To my arms, old scout——!" embracing him
vociferously. "Welcome, dear argonaut! Ladies! Prepare to blush and
tremble with pleasurable emotion!" he cried, turning to his attendant
dryads. "This is my alter ego, James Cleland—my beloved comrade in
villainy—my incomparable breaker of feminine hearts! You all shall
adore him. You shall dote upon him. Ready! Attention! Dote!"
"I’m doting like mad," said a bright-eyed dryad, looking down invitingly
at the handsome young fellow. "Only if he’s a Turk I simply won’t stand
for a harem!"
"In the Prophet’s Paradise," said Cleland, laughing, "there’s no
marriage or giving in marriage. Will you take a chance, pretty dryad?
All the girls are on an equal footing in the Paradise of Mahomet, and we
Caliphs just saunter from houri to houri and tell each that she’s the
only one!"
"Saunter this way, please," cried another youthful dryad, adjusting the
wreath of water-lilies so that she could more effectively use her big
dark eyes on him.
Belter whispered:
"They’re from the new show—’Can You Beat It!’—just opened to record
business. Better pick one while the picking’s good. Come on up!"
But Cleland merely lingered to pay his compliments a few moments longer,
then, declining to enter the box and join Belter in vocal praise of the
grape, and eluding that gentleman’s fond clutch, he dodged and slipped
away to continue his quest of the silken, slender Sâkya girl somewhere
engulfed amid all this glitter, surging, beating noisily around him.
Frequently, as he made his devious way forward, men and women of the
more fashionable and philistine world recognized and greeted him; he was
constantly stopping to speak to acquaintances of what used to be the
saner sets, renew half-forgotten friendships, exchange lively
compliments and gay civilities.
But he failed to detect any vast and radical difference between the
world and the three-quarter world. The area in square inches of bare
skin displayed by a young matron of his own sort matched the satin
nakedness of some animated ornament from the Follies.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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