The Restless SexChambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
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The Restless Sex
Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
American fiction -- 20th century
"The cares of housekeeping sit lightly on her," remarked Helen, as they
all strolled toward the porch. "What if the new servants are slack and
wasteful? Being a man you wouldn’t know; being Steve, she doesn’t worry.
I see that it’s going to devolve on me. Is it possible to run two baths
in this house at the same time?"
"Is it?" inquired Stephanie of Cleland. "I forget."
"Yes," he replied, "if you don’t draw too much hot water."
"Take yours first, Helen," she said. "I’ll sit in this cool library and
gossip with Jim for a while."
She unpinned her hat and flung it on a sofa, untied a large box of
bonbons, and careless of her charmingly disordered hair, vaulted to a
seat on the massive centre table—a favourite perch of hers when a young
girl.
Helen lingered to raid the bonbons; Cleland immediately began his pet
theme:
"Why do Americans eat candy? Because the nation doesn’t know how to
cook! The French don’t stuff themselves with candy. There isn’t, in
Paris, a candy-shop to the linear mile! That’s because French stomachs,
being properly fed with properly and deliciously cooked food, don’t
crave candy. But in a country noted for its wretched and detestable
bread——"
"Oh, you always say that," remarked Stephanie. "Some day I’ll go over
and find out how much truth there is in your tirades. Meanwhile, I
shall consume candy."
"When you go over," he said, "you’ll go with me." His voice was low.
Helen had strolled into the "best room" and was standing there with a
bitter chocolate between her fingers, contemplating the old-time
furniture.
"When I go over to Paris," said Stephanie airily, "I shall invite whom I
choose."
"Who will it be?"
"Oh, some agreeable young man who isn’t too bossy," she returned airily.
"Somebody who doesn’t try to place me in a day nursery while he goes
about and has his fling. But, of course, that doesn’t mean you. You’ve
had your fling, haven’t you?"
"Not too violently," he said.
"That is your story. But I think I’ll investigate it when I go over,
and tell you what I’ve found out when I return."
Helen finished her chocolate and came back. "Where the dickens is that
unhappy cat, do you suppose?" she inquired.
"Oh, she’ll turn up at dinner-time," Cleland reassured her. "Do you
know where your room is, Helen?"
"How should I?" returned that young lady, "—never having been in the
house before——"
"Dear, forgive me!" cried Stephanie, jumping from her perch and passing
one arm around Helen’s shoulders.
They went away together, the former waving a saucy adieu to Cleland
behind her back, without turning. She did not return.
So he concluded to get himself into fresh flannels, the late afternoon
having grown very warm and promising a close and humid evening.
But when he descended again from his room, he found nobody except the
cat, who, sadly disfigured by coal-dust, advanced toward him with
amiable intention.
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