Utopias -- Fiction; Women -- Legal status, laws, etc. -- Fiction
On the top of this dreadful news, the House was informed by the
Chancellor that the officers sent to carry out the arrest of Lady
Carlyon reported that her ladyship had fled, and was now in Lord
Chester's camp with the rebels.
What next?
'The next thing, ladies,' said a middle-aged Peeress who had been
conspicuous all her life for nothing in the world except an entire want
of interest in political questions, 'is that our reign is over. Man has
taken the power in his own hands. For my own part, I am only astonished
that he has waited so long. It needed nothing but the courage of one
young fellow to light the fire with a single spark. I propose that a
vote of thanks be passed to her Grace the Duchess of Dunstanburgh, whose
attempt to marry a man young enough to be her great-grandson has been
the cause of this House's overthrow.'
She sat down, and the Duchess sprang to her feet, crying out that the
House was insulted, and that these traitorous words should be taken
down.
'We shall all be taken down ourselves,' replied the noble lady who had
spoken, 'before many hours. Can we not devise some means of dying
gracefully? At least let us spare ourselves the indignity of being
hustled down the steps of Westminster Hall, as the unlucky Department of
Police has been this morning hustled on Hampstead Heath.'
Several proposals were made. It was proposed to send a deputation of
religion. But the Preaching Sisters had been rejected with scorn, when
the army was still small and hesitating. What would happen, now that
they were victorious? It was proposed that they should send a thousand
girls, young, beautiful, and richly dressed, to make overtures of peace,
and charm the men back to their allegiance. The young Lady Dunlop--aged
eighteen--icily replied that they would not get ten girls to go on such
an errand.
It was proposed, again, that they should send a messenger offering to
treat preliminaries on Hampstead Hill. The messenger was despatched--she
was the Clerk of the House--but she never came back.
Then the dreadful news arrived that the conqueror had assumed the title
of King, and was marching with all his forces to Westminster, in order
to take over the reins of power.
At this intelligence, which left nothing more to be expected but
complete overthrow, the Peeresses cowered.
'As everything is gone,' said the middle-aged lady who had first
expressed her opinion, 'and as the streets will be extremely
uncomfortable until these men settle down, I shall go home and stay
there. And I should recommend your ladyships to do the same, and to keep
your daughters at home until they can learn to behave--as they have
tried to make the men behave. My dears, submission belongs to the sex
who do none of the work.'
She got up and went away, followed by about half the House. About a
hundred Peeresses were left.
'I,' said the Duchess of Dunstanburgh, 'shall remain with the Chancellor
till I am carried out.'
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