Utopias -- Fiction; Women -- Legal status, laws, etc. -- Fiction
'I am greatly pleased,' said Algy. 'Bless the dear creature! She dresses
in parchment, Faith, my angel: if you prick her, she bleeds ink; if she
talks, it is Acts of Parliament; and when she coughs, it is a special
pleading. Her complexion is yellow, her eyes are invisible, she has gone
bald, and she is five-and-fifty. What good fortune! What blessed luck!'
Then he went on with his letter.
'Of course I hastened to accept. She will be raised to the Peerage
whenever a vacancy occurs on the Bench. I confess, my dear son, that
this match, so much beyond our reasonable expectations, so much higher
than our fortune and position entitled us to hope for on your behalf--a
match in all respects, and from every point of view, so
advantageous--pleases your father and myself extremely. The disparity of
age is not greater than many young men have to encounter, and it is
proved by numberless examples to be no bar to real happiness. I say this
because, in the society of Lord Chester, you may have imbibed--although
I rely upon your religious principles--some of those pernicious
doctrines which are, falsely perhaps, attributed to him. However, we
hope to see you return to us as you left us, submissive, docile, and
obedient. And your friendship with Lord Chester may ultimately prove of
the greatest advantage to you,' 'I hope it will,' said Jack, laughing,
as he read this passage. 'Your father begs me to add that Frederica, who
is only a few years older than himself, is in reality, though somewhat
imperious and brusque in manner, a most kind-hearted woman, and likely
to prove the most affectionate and indulgent of wives.'
'What do you think of that, brothers mine?' he asked, folding up the
letter. They looked at each other.
'Oh, begin at once!' cried Faith, clasping her hands. 'They will marry
you all, the horrid creatures, before you have struck the first blow. Do
you hear, Algy? begin at once.'
'It is serious,' said Jack. 'If pity is any good to you, Algy, you have
it. A crabbed old lawyer--a soured, peevish, argumentative Q.C.' He
shuddered. 'It is already Vacation; she is sure to want to push on the
marriage without delay. What are we to do?'
He looked at Lord Chester for a reply.
'My own case,' said the young Chief, 'comes before the House in October.
The first blow, so far as I am concerned, must be struck before then.'
'For Heaven's sake,' cried Algy, 'strike it before this old lawyer
swallows me up! I feel like a piece of parchment already. A little delay
I can manage; a toothache, a cold, a sore throat--anything would do--but
that would only delay the thing a week.'
The little party was broken up. Jack Kennion alone remained. He had
obtained permission to accompany Lord Chester to Chester Towers, his
country seat. The Professor and the girls were to go too--an arrangement
sanctioned by Lady Boltons, happily ordered abroad to drink the waters.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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