Utopias -- Fiction; Women -- Legal status, laws, etc. -- Fiction
At a quarter to eleven punctually, the carriage containing the bride and
principal bridesmaid, a lady also of the Inner Bar, about her own age,
arrived. The bride was beautifully dressed in a rich white satin. She
was met in the porch by the other bridesmaids, including the groom's
sisters. All were in great spirits, and even the harsh face of the bride
looked smiling and kind. The sisters, reassured on the score of their
brother, were rejoicing in the sunshine of the day, the crowds, and the
general joy. Sir Robert and the other elderly gentlemen were standing in
meditation, or devoutly kneeling before the chancel.
Hush! silence! Hats off in the churchyard! There are the wheels of the
bridegroom's carriage. Here come the Vicar and the Choir ready to strike
up the Processional Hymn. Clash, clang the bells! one more, and
altogether, if it brings down the steeple! Now the lads make a lane
outside. Off hats! Cheer with a will, boys! Hurrah for the bridegroom!
He sits beside his mother, his head back, his eyes flashing; he laughs a
greeting to the crowd.
'Capital, Algernon!' says his mother. 'Now subdue your joy; we are at
the lych-gate.'
The carriage stopped. Algernon sprang out, and assisted his mother to
alight. Then the procession, already formed, began slowly to move up the
aisle singing the hymn, and the notes of the organ rolled among the old
low arches of the little village church; and the Vicar walked last,
carrying her hymn-book in her hand, singing lustily, and thinking, poor
woman, that the marriage procession was advancing behind her.
Well, it was not; and when she turned round, having reached the altar,
she stared blankly, because there was no marriage procession, but a
general looking at each other, and whispering.
What happened was this.
After helping Lady Dunquerque out of the carriage, Algernon quietly left
her, and without the slightest appearance of hurry, calmly walked across
the Green and mounted Lord Chester's gift.
Then he rode to the churchyard gate, and took off his hat to his bride,
and shouted, so that all could hear him, even in the church, 'Very
sorry, old lady, but you must look for another husband.' Then he turned
his horse and cantered quickly away through the crowd, laughing and
waving his hand.
* * * * *
Half an hour later, Frederica Roe, after a stormy scene with Lady
Dunquerque, which ended in the latter thanking Providence for having
delivered her headstrong boy, even at the last moment, from so awful a
temper, returned with her best-maid to town. There was laughter that
evening when the news reached the Club. Cruel things, too, were said by
the Juniors. There would have been more cruel things but for the
circumstances which followed.
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