American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“Sometimes,” suggested Hennery McNabb, who had almost tired himself out
whittling, “a man's system needs overhaulin', same as a horse's needs
drenchin'. I don't aim to push my goods on to no man, but if you was
feelin' anyway sick, inside or out, I got some of Splain's Liniment for
Man and Beast in there that might fix you up.”
“I ain't sick,” said the stranger, in a low and gentle voice.
“I never seen many fellers that looked as sad as you do,” volunteered
Ben Grevis. “There was a mighty sad-lookin' tramp, that resembled you
in the face some, was arrested here for bein' drunk eight or nine years
ago, only he wasn't as tall as you an' his skin was different. After
Si Emery, our city marshal, had kep' him in the lock-up over Sunday and
turned him loose again, it come to light he was wanted over in I'way for
killin' a feller with a piece of railroad iron.”
“I ain't killed anybody with any railroad iron over in I'way,” said the
lengthy man. And he added, with a sigh: “Nor nowheres else, neither.”
Hennery McNabb, who disagreed with everyone on principle--he was the
Village Atheist, and proud of it--addressed himself to Ben Grevis. “This
feller ain't nigh as sad-lookin' as that tramp looked,” said Hennery.
“I've knowed any number of fellers sadder-lookin' than this feller
here.”
“I didn't say this feller here was the saddest-lookin' feller I ever
seen,” said Ben Grevis. “All I meant was that he is sadder-lookin' than
the common run of fellers.” While Hennery disagreed with all the world,
Ben seldom disagreed with any one but Hennery. They would argue by the
hour, on religious matters, always beginning with Hennery's challenge:
“Ben Grevis, tell me just one thing if you can, _where_ did Cain get his
wife?” and always ending with Ben's statement: “I believe the Book from
kiver to kiver.”
The tall man with the educated skin--it was educated, very evidently,
for with a contraction of the hide on the back of his hand he
nonchalantly picked up a shaving that had blown his way--spoke to Ben
and Hennery in the soft and mild accents that seemed habitual to him:
“Where did you two see sadder-lookin' fellers than I be?”
“Over in Indianny,” said Hennery, “there's a man so sad that you're one
of these here laughin' jackasses 'longside o' him.”
And, being encouraged, Hennery proceeded.
This here feller (said Hennery McNabb) lived over in Brown County,
Indianny, but he didn't come from there original. He come from down in
Kentucky some-wheres and his name was Peevy, Bud Peevy. He was one of
them long, lank fellers, like you, stranger, but he wasn't as long and
his skin didn't sort o' wander around and wag itself like it was a tail.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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