American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
It was from the mountain districts he come. I was visitin' a brother of
mine in the county-seat town of Brown County then, and this Bud Peevy
was all swelled up with pride when I first knowed him. He was proud
of two things. One was that he was the champeen corn-licker drinker
in Kentucky. It was so he give himself out. And the other thing he
was prouder yet of. It was the fact, if fact it was, that he was the
Decidin' Vote in a national election--that there election you all
remember, the first time Bryan run for President and McKinley was
elected.
This here Bud Peevy, you understand, wasn't really sad when I first
knowed him: he only _looked_ sad. His sadness that matched his innard
feelin's up to his outward looks come on to him later. He was all-fired
proud when I first knowed him. He went expandin' and extendin' of
himself around everywheres tellin' them Indianny people how it was him,
personal, that elected McKinley and saved the country from that there
free-silver ruination. And the fuller he was of licker, the longer he
made this here story, and the fuller, as you might say, of increditable
strange events.
Accordin' to him, on that election day in 1896 he hadn't planned to go
and vote, for it was quite a ways to the polls from his place and his
horse had fell lame and he didn't feel like walkin'. He figgered his
district would go safe for McKinley, anyhow, and he wouldn't need to
vote. He was a strong Republican, and when a Kentuckian is a Republican
there ain't no stronger kind.
But along about four o'clock in the afternoon a man comes ridin' up to
his house with his horse all a lather of foam and sweat, and the horse
was one of these here Kentucky thoroughbred race horses that must 'a'
travelled nigh a mile a minute, to hear Bud Peevy tell of it, and that
horse gives one groan like a human bein' and falls dead at Bud Peevy's
feet afore the rider can say a word, and the rider is stunned.
But Bud Peevy knowed him for a Republican county committeeman, and he
poured some corn licker down his throat and he revived to life again.
The feller yells to Bud as soon as he can get his breath to go to town
and vote, quick, as the polls will close in an hour, and everybody else
in that district has voted but Bud, and everyone has been kep' track of,
and the vote is a tie.
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