Cleek, Hamilton (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Police -- Great Britain -- Fiction
Having at last obtained his object, he cast about for a subject of
conversation and picked the barmaid whose rallies met with the approval
of the entire company, and who was at that moment carrying on a spirited
give-and-take conversation with the redoubtable Dollops.
"Bit of a sport, ain't she, guv'nor?" Cleek remarked to Borkins, with a
jerk of his head in the woman's direction. The butler whirled round and
fixed him with a stare of haughty indignation.
"Here, you keep your fingers off your betters!" he retorted angrily, for
Cleek had dug a friendly elbow into his ribs.
"Oh, orl right! No offence meant! Thought perhaps _you_ wuz the boss, by
the look of yer. But doubtless you ain't nuffink ter do wiv the factory
at all. Private gent, I take it."
"Then you take it wrong!" retorted Borkins, sharply. "And I _have_
something ter do with the factory, if you wants ter know. Like ter show
your good manners, I might be able to get you a job--an' one for the
little 'un as well, though I don't care for Londoners as a rule. There's
another of 'em up at the place where I lives. I'm 'ead butler to Sir
Nigel Merriton of Merriton Towers, if you're anxious to know who _I_ am."
His chest swelled visibly. "In private I dabbles a little in--other
things. And I've influence. You men can keep your mouths shut?"
"Dumb as a blinkin' dorg!" threw in Dollops, who was close by Cleek's
side, and both men nodded vigorously.
"Well, then, I'll see what I can do. Mind you, I don't promise nothink.
I'll think it hover. Better come to me to-morrow. Make it in the evening
for there's a h'inquest up at the Towers. My master's been copped for
murderin' his friend, and I'll 'ave to be about, then. Ow'll to-morrow
evening suit?"
Cleek drew a long breath and put out his hand. Then, as if recalling the
superior station of the man he addressed, withdrew it again and remarked:
"You're a real gent, you are! Any one'd know you was wot they calls
well-connected. Ter-morrow it is, then. We'll be 'ere and grateful for
yer 'elp.... Wot's this abaht a murder? Fight was it? I'm 'appy at that
sort of thing myself."
He squared up a moment and made a mock of boxing Dollops which seemed to
please the audience.
"That's the stuff, that's the stuff, matey!" called out a raw-boned man
who up to the present had remained silent. "You're the man for us, I ses!
An' the little 'un, too."
"Reckon I can give you a taste of fightin' that'll please you,"
remarked Borkins in a low voice. "Yes, Mainer's right. You're the man
for us.... Good-night, all. Time's up. I'm off."
"Good-night," chorused a score of voices, while the fat barmaid blew a
kiss off the tips of her stubby fingers, and called out after him: "Come
again soon, dearie."
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