The Right Stuff: Some Episodes in the Career of a North BritonHay, Ian
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The Right Stuff: Some Episodes in the Career of a North Briton
Hay, Ian
Great Britain -- Fiction
"He won't announce my toast for me," explained Dilly, turning to
us--"he's too shy, poor dear!--so I'll do it myself. Ladies and
gentlemen, the toast is--Dicky!"
Dicky's health was drunk with cheers and laughter, and Dilly completed
its subject's confusion by kissing him.
"Now, Dolly!" said every one.
"Not yet!" said Dolly. "Gerald and Moke are the next pair. Gerald must
act lady, and think of a toast."
Master Gerald, hastily bolting a solid mass of mince-pie--one could
almost follow the course of its descent--cheerfully complied.
"All right," he said; "I think I'll drink the health of old Moke
himself. He's not much to look at, but he's a good sort. I shan't kiss
him, though, Dilly. And," he added, "I think he had better drink mine
too. He looks thirsty. Come on, sonny--no heeltaps!"
He elaborately linked arms with the now comatose Donkin, and each
thereupon absorbed, without drawing breath, about a pint of cider
apiece. After that, with a passing admonition to his friend not to
burst, my brother-in-law returned to his repast.
So far, the toasts had all been of a most conventional and inevitable
character. Now, automatically but a little tactlessly, we all turned to
see what Dolly and Robin were going to do. From the standpoint of the
last two toasts they were certainly in a rather delicate position.
"Come on, you two!" commanded Gerald. "Do something! Make a spring!"
Robin took up his glass of champagne and turned rather inquiringly to
Dolly.
Without a word she linked her arm in his, and they drank together.
"Oh, come, I say, that's not fair! Whose health were you drinking,
Robin, old man?" inquired the tactless Dicky.
"I was drinking to the future Mrs Fordyce--whoever she may be!" said
Robin, obviously apologetic at being unable to think of anything more
sparkling.
"Whose health were _you_ drinking, Dolly?" yelled Gerald, with much
enjoyment.
Then Dolly did a startling thing.
Robin's hand lay resting on the table beside her. Into it she
deliberately slipped, her own; and then gazed--flushed and defiant, but
proud and smiling--round a circle composed entirely of faces belonging
to people suffering from the gapes.
I glanced at Robin. He looked perfectly dumfounded, but I saw his hand
close automatically round Dolly's fingers, and I saw, too, her pink
nails go white under the pressure.
But Dolly seemed to feel no pain. On the contrary, she continued to
smile upon us. Then, bowing her head quickly, before any of us realised
what she would be at, she lightly kissed the great hand which imprisoned
her own. Then she looked up again, with glistening eyes.
"There!" she said. "_Now_ you know!"
Our breath came back, and the spellbound silence was broken.
"_Dolly_!" said Kitty.
"My _dear_!" said Dilly.
"What--_ho_!" drawled Dicky.
But it was Gerald who rounded off the situation. He was standing on the
table by this time.
"Three cheers for Dolly and Robin!" he roared.
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