The Right Stuff: Some Episodes in the Career of a North BritonHay, Ian
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The Right Stuff: Some Episodes in the Career of a North Briton
Hay, Ian
Great Britain -- Fiction
There was a great roar of laughter, and I sat down. I was ultimately
awarded a vote of thanks, which should by rights have been given to the
heroine of my closing allusion. I may mention here that no subsequent
inquiry of mine ever elicited from Robin or any one else what the Old
Lady of Dippleton _had_ done. Probably it was one of those things that
no real lady ever ought to do, and I discreetly left it at that.
Dolly, too, proved a treasure. Her strong line was canvassing. She could
ingratiate herself with short-tempered and over-driven wives apparently
without effort; surly husbands melted before her smile; sheepish young
men forgot the encumbering existence of their hands and feet in her
presence; and she was absolutely infallible with babies. Her methods
were entirely her own, and gratifyingly free from the superior and
patronising airs usually adopted by fine ladies when they go to solicit
the votes of that variegated and much-graded community which they
cheerfully and indiscriminately sum up as "the lower classes."
Let us follow her as she flits on her way to pay a morning call upon Mr
Noah Gulching of Jackson's Row.
Mr Gulching, she finds, is absent in search of a job, while Mrs
Gulching, thoroughly cross and worried, is doing the housework with one
hand and dangling a fractious teething baby from the other. The rest of
the family are engaged in playing games of skill and chance (on the win,
tie, or wrangle principle), in the middle of the street outside; and
piercing screams testify to the fact that John William Gulching, aged
two, had just been uprooted by Mary Kate Gulching, who wants to lay out
a new Hop-Scotch court, from the flagstone upon which he has been seated
for the last half hour and dumped down upon another, the warming of
which, even his untutored sensations inform him, will be a matter of
some time and trouble.
Dolly, not a whit dismayed by a thoroughly ungracious reception, tucks
up her skirt, rolls up her sleeves, finishes washing-up, makes a bed,
and peels some potatoes. Then she takes the baby and attends to its more
conspicuous wants, what time Mrs Gulching, thoroughly mollified,--she
had thought at first that Dolly was "a person with tracks,"--goes round
the corner to the "Drop Inn," at which hostelry the work of which her
spouse is habitually in pursuit invariably goes to ground, and brings
that gentleman home with her, to find Dolly playing with a spotless
infant whom she gradually recognises as her own offspring.
Dolly begins at once.
"Good morning, Mr Gulching! I expect you think I am one of those horrid
canvassers."
Mr Gulching, a little taken aback, admits that such was his impression.
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