The Rival Campers; Or, The Adventures of Henry BurnsSmith, Ruel Perley
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The Rival Campers; Or, The Adventures of Henry Burns
Smith, Ruel Perley
Boats and boating -- Juvenile fiction; Camping -- Juvenile fiction
Squire Barker made the most of this, not because it could help his
clients, but because it served in its way to put one of the people’s
witnesses in a ridiculous light, and because it gave him a chance to show
how smart a cross-examiner he could be, thereby elevating himself in the
eyes and admiration of his townsfolk.
“So you got aground where these young men took their boat through all
right, did you?” queried Squire Barker.
“I got aground,” snapped Captain Sam, sharply.
“And these young men took their boat through safe and sound?”
“I don’t know,” roared Captain Sam. “I didn’t see them.”
“But you saw them just a few minutes before that, didn’t you?”
“Guess I did.”
“And when you got to the entrance they were nowhere in sight, and
therefore must have sailed through; they couldn’t have dragged the
_Spray_ over the rocks?”
“Suppose not.”
The colonel and the squire were rather enjoying this, and had plucked up
spirits enough to titter with the rest at the discomfiture of Captain
Sam.
“Then you tried to imitate these young men and go through as they did,
but you didn’t seem to know the channel, and so got aground?”
“Channel!” roared Captain Sam, bellowing out the word in a rage and
shaking a fist at the squire. “Channel, did you say? Haven’t I told you
there wasn’t enough channel there to wash a sheep in? Didn’t I tell these
two thick-headed numskulls”—pointing to the colonel and the squire—“that
we’d get aground if we went in there? And didn’t they snarl at me like
two old women, and accuse me of letting them ’ere boys get away? Didn’t I
know we’d get aground in there, and didn’t these two seasick old
pussy-cats make me go ahead and do it?”
Captain Sam, beside himself with indignation, roared this out so his
voice could be heard far out in the street. In vain the court rapped for
order. The whole court-room was convulsed, and, finally, His Honour,
overcome with the situation, leaned back in his chair and laughed too.
Only the colonel and the squire, the butt of all the merriment, looked
alternately at the floor and the ceiling, and mopped their faces with
handkerchiefs as red as their cheeks.
At length, when order was restored, Judge Ellis said: “Captain Sam, you
are excused. You are in contempt of court. The case will proceed without
testimony from you.”
At which Captain Sam, feeling that he had in a measure vindicated his
name and reputation, got down from the stand in a somewhat better frame
of mind.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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