The Robber, A Tale.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Robber, A Tale.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
England -- Social life and customs -- 17th century -- Fiction
On seeing the apparition of Mr. Justice Whistler clad simply in his
vest, and that not very well buttoned over his protuberant stomach, the
rector stared for a single instant in silence; but the next moment,
though he could not repress a slight smile which came upon his lip at
such a strange apparition, he resumed his courtesy, and, advancing
towards the stranger, said, "I presume I have the honour of seeing
Justice Whistler; at least, so the account of these good men leads me
to imagine; and most happy am I to see him alive and well, for, knowing
the desperate character of the men into whose hands he had fallen, I
was apprehensive of the result."
"Alive, sir, alive," said the magistrate, impatiently, "but not well,
by no means well: half-flayed, scarified, basted with stirrup leathers
till there is not an inch of the skin on my back without a wound, nor a
bone in my body that does not ache. I have come, sir, to claim your
hospitality--to seek a few hours' repose--to obtain some refreshment,
and to get some soft appliances to my back; after which, God willing. I
will raise the hue and cry through the country, and tuck that fellow up
as high as Haman, or my name's not Whistler."
"You shall have all that my poor house affords, to make you
comfortable," replied the rector; "and after you are refreshed, perhaps
I may be able and ready, more so than you expect, to aid in your very
laudable design of ridding the country of the band of ruffians who have
lately taken up their quarters upon the verge of these two counties."
"I am pleased to hear it; I am pleased to hear it!" exclaimed Mr.
Justice Whistler; "but just now my back aches so portentously, I am so
wearied and so hungry, that I can think of little but a flagon of
mulled ale and a toast, a soft bed, and four or five hand-breadths of
old linen to my back."
"All that you shall have, sir," replied the rector; and, though there
was just that degree of pain in the countenance and the whole movements
of the justice which excites one almost as much to merriment as to
compassion, the worthy clergyman kept his countenance very well, and
with kindness and alacrity ordered everything that was necessary for
making the suffering man more comfortable. The mulled ale and the toast
were brought, and a small cup of metheglin was superadded to give the
whole consistency, as the magistrate observed. After that, the broad
magisterial back was dressed by a staid but not unskilful housekeeper;
and, tucked up in a comfortable bed, Mr. Justice Whistler soon forgot
in the arms of slumber the woes and the adventures of the preceding
night.
CHAPTER XXXII.
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