There was a good deal of truth in Mr. Hawkes's remarks, Lady Carabas
being Mrs. Leo Hunter on a very superior scale. Her passion was that
everyone distinguished not merely in her own rank in life but in every
other should be seen in her rooms; and from her position and by her
fascinating manner she generally managed to attain her object. The
pilot of the state ship, at a period when opposition winds were
howling loud and the political horizon was black with threatened
storm, would find time to pass a few minutes at one of Lady Carabas's
receptions, however haggard his looks, however burning his brain. The
right honourable gentleman the leader of the Opposition, who for the
last month had been gathering himself together for a tiger-like spring
on the state pilot, might have been seen, on the night before he made
his grand onslaught, jammed into a corner of the staircase at Carabas
House, looking like the Sphinx in evening dress, and pleasantly
bantering Mr. Mulvaney, the celebrated "special correspondent" of the
_Statesman_. Anyone talked of in any way; the _belles_ of the season;
pretty women, presentable of course, but quite out of the Carabas set;
dawning lights in politics, no matter of what party; artists, young
and old--of everyone whom you saw at Carabas House you would learn
that they had done something special; indeed, Jack Hawkes, an
invaluable _cicerone_, could talk for two hours on a grand night, and
not get through his list-- "Who are all these strange people that one
sees nowhere else? Well, everybody's somebody, and it's difficult to
know where to begin. Let's see. That short, stout, common-looking man
is Vireduc, the great engineer and contractor--builds bridges,
railroads, and those kind of things, don't you know--horrible fellow,
who's always telling you he came to London with eightpence in his
pocket, and rose from nothing, as though one couldn't see that. Woman
sitting this side the ottoman is Mrs. Goodchild; writes novels--pretty
good, they say. I don't read; I haven't any time. Her husband's
somewhere about; but he's nobody--only asked because of his wife. The
little man talking to her is Bistry the surgeon--have your leg off
before you can say 'knife;' and the brown-faced man, who looks so
bored, is Sir Alan Tulwar, Indian-army man, made K.C.B. for something
he did out there--Punjaub, don't you know? The little man with the big
head is Polaski the flute-player; and the fat man with the red face is
Ethelred Jinks, the Queen's Counsel. That pretty little fair girl is
Miss Wren, who shot the burglar down in Hampshire three years ago; and
the little boy in black, as you call him, is Jules Brissot, the Red
Republican, who was blown off a barricade on the 4th of December, and
settled down here as a--what do you call it--tutor."
This will suffice as a specimen of Mr. Hawkes's conversation, which,
on such occasions, had the singular merit of having a substratum of
truth.
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