The Roman hat mystery : $b A problem in deductionQueen, Ellery
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The Roman hat mystery : $b A problem in deduction
Queen, Ellery
Detective and mystery stories; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Novelists -- Fiction; Police -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
“I’ve been fairly itching to be introduced to New York City’s
Paracelsus and eminent Toxicologist,” smiled Ellery. “The honor of
rattling the City’s skeletons is all yours.” He shuddered elaborately
and indicated some chairs. The four men sat down.
“Join us in some coffee, gentlemen,” urged Queen, and shouted to Djuna,
whose bright eyes were visible from behind the kitchenette door.
“Djuna! You rascal! Coffee for four!” Djuna grinned and disappeared,
to pop out a moment later like a jack-in-the-box, bearing four cups of
steaming coffee.
Prouty, who resembled the popular conception of Mephistopheles, whipped
from his pocket one of his black, dangerous-looking cigars and began to
puff away furiously.
“This chitter-chatter may be all right for you men of leisure,” he said
briskly, between puffs, “but I’ve been working like a beaver all day
analyzing the contents of a lady’s stomach, and I want to get home for
some sleep.”
“Hear, hear!” murmured Ellery, “I gather from your soliciting the aid
of Professor Jones that you met with some obstruction in your analysis
of Mr. Field’s corporeal remains. Lay on, Æsculapius!”
“I’ll lay on,” returned Prouty grimly. “You’re right—I met with a
violent obstruction. I’ve had some little experience, if you’ll pardon
the professional modesty, in examining the innards of deceased ladies
and gentlemen, but I’ll confess I never saw ’em in such a mess as this
chap Field’s. Seriously, Jones will attest to the truth of _that_. His
œsophagus, for example, and the entire tracheal tract looked as if some
one had taken a blow-torch and played it gently over his insides.”
♦ “æsophagus” replaced with “œsophagus”
“What was it—couldn’t have been bichloride of mercury, could it, Doc?”
asked Ellery, who prided himself on a complete ignorance of the exact
sciences.
“Hardly,” growled Prouty. “But let me tell you what happened. I
analyzed for every poison on the calendar, and although this one had
familiar petroleum components I couldn’t place it exactly. Yes,
sir—I was stumped good and proper. And to let you in on a secret—the
Medical Examiner himself, who thought I was pie-eyed from overwork,
made a stab at it with his own fine Italian hand. The net result in his
case, my boys, was zero. And the M.E.’s not exactly a novice either
when it comes to chemical analysis. So we surrendered the problem to
our fountain-head of learning. Let him spout his own story.”
Dr. Thaddeus Jones cleared his throat forbiddingly. “Thank you,
my friend, for a most dramatic introduction,” he said in his deep
lumbering voice. “Yes, Inspector, the remains were turned over to me,
and in all seriousness, I want to say here and now that my discovery
was the most startling the Toxicologist’s office has made in fifteen
years!”
“My, my!” murmured Queen, taking a pinch of snuff. “I’m beginning to
respect the mentality of our friend the murderer. So many things point
to the unusual lately! And what did you find, Doctor?”
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