"You are quite right," said M. de Bévallan, with amusing coolness; "but
you are not particularly anxious that I should drown myself, are you?
You want your handkerchief, that is the point. When I have got it, you
will be satisfied. Isn’t that so?"
"Well, go and cut your switch," she said, sitting down resignedly.
M. de Bévallan is not easily disconcerted. He disappeared into the
nearest thicket, and soon we heard the branches crack. He came back
armed with a long switch from a nut-tree, and proceeded to strip the
leaves off.
"Do you think you’ll reach the other side with that stick?" asked Mlle.
Marguerite, who was beginning to be amused.
"Allow me to manage it my own way. That is all I ask," said the
imperturbable gentleman.
We left him alone. He finished his switch, and then set out for the
boat. We at last understood that he meant to cross the river in the
boat, to land above the waterfall, and to harpoon the handkerchief,
which he could easily do from the bank. At this discovery there was an
indignant outcry from the ladies, who, as we all know, are extremely
fond of dangerous adventures—in which they are not themselves concerned.
"A pretty contrivance, M. de Bévallan. Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?"
"Tu-tu, ladies! Remember Columbus and the egg. The idea is everything,
you know."
Contrary to our expectation, this apparently harmless expedition was not
to be carried through without some emotions, and some risks, for M. de
Bévallan, instead of making for the bank immediately opposite the little
bay, where the boat had been moored, unluckily decided to land nearer
the cataract. He pushed the boat into the middle of the stream and let
it drift for a moment, till he saw that as the river approached the
fall, its pace increased with alarming rapidity. We appreciated the
danger when we saw him put the boat across the current, and begin to row
with feverish energy. For a few seconds he struggled with doubtful
success. But, little by little, he got nearer to the bank, though the
stream still swept him fiercely towards the cataract, which thundered
ominously in his ears. He was only a few feet from it, when a supreme
effort brought him near enough to the shore to put him out of danger.
With a vigorous spring he leaped on to the slope of the bank, sending
the boat out among the rocks, where it was at once overturned. It
presently floated into the pool keel upward. While the danger lasted,
our only feeling was one of keen anxiety, but when it was over, the
contrast between the comic _dénouement_ and its hero’s usual coolness
and self-confidence, could not fail to tickle our sense of humour.
Besides, laughter is a natural relief when a danger is happily past.
Directly we saw that M. de Bévallan was out of the boat, we all gave
ourselves up to unrestrained merriment. I should say, that at this
moment his bad luck was completed by a truly distressing detail. The
bank on which he had jumped sloped sharply and was very wet.
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