The Romance of Gilbert Holmes: An Historical NovelKirkman, Marshall M. (Marshall Monroe)
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The Romance of Gilbert Holmes: An Historical Novel
Kirkman, Marshall M. (Marshall Monroe)
Black Hawk War, 1832 -- Fiction
If it happened that we were on hand too early for cat to bite, we fished
for suckers, of which there were great numbers about the mouth of the
little bay. It is from this harmless fish, you must know, that feeds
mainly on succulent grasses, that the good people of Illinois derive
their patronymic. Why it, any more than another, should have had so
great an honor thrust upon it I do not know, unless, indeed, because of
its great prevalence in the sluggish streams of the state. Viewed from
the exterior, it is as shapely a fish as one could wish, but inwardly is
full of bones; not diffused, indeed, as in the case of other fish, but
tied up like faggots or sheaves of wheat, and in such diminutive parcels
that no ingenuity of the gourmand is sufficient to evade the delicate
morsels. The mouth of the sucker is its striking feature, however, and
from this it derives its name. Without teeth and featureless, this
interesting fish has a way of puckering its lips into a knot and then
pursing them out suddenly, as a child will in derision of its playmates;
or perhaps more like a man who, firmly drawing in his lips, as if
nothing could ever move him from his set purpose, suddenly relaxes and
gives up all without a struggle.
Nothing could exceed our delight in snaring the inoffensive creatures
that frequented the little inlet, and indeed it is difficult to imagine
any form of recreation more refreshing or likely to relax the
overstrained nerves of men. This more especially, I may say, in the
case of philosophers and others not given to much hardness of muscle.
Its restive properties, too, are far greater, I am constrained to
believe, than are to be found in the new-fangled reel and more alert
game, whereby your nervous system is much overwrought and the fish put
to a vexation of spirit every kindly man must deplore.
In this way, and as I have described, the days went by until two months
had come and gone, when one afternoon, as we sat watching our lines,
Cousin Rolland remarked, spitting on his bait a second time:
"Your Cousin Angeline has more work to do, Gilbert."
This news, while important, as was everything concerning Cousin
Angeline, seemingly did not concern me, and so I only answered:
"Yes, cousin."
"She has a correspondent."
"Has she?" I replied, absently, pulling in a bullhead that wriggled on
the hook as if some one were tickling it to death.
"Cousin Angeline’s fond of writing and accounts."
"This has nothing to do with the charities, though," he answered,
reflectively.
"I suppose letter-writing’s strange here?" I replied, throwing the
bullhead back into the water and putting on a fresh worm. "But we ought
always to write to our kin, and Cousin Angeline’s got a lot, you know."
"Yes, including papa and the two nephews; but it is not her kin who are
writing to her now," he replied, jerking at his line. "Drat it! that’s
the third worm that turtle has picked off my hook."
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