The Romance of Gilbert Holmes: An Historical NovelKirkman, Marshall M. (Marshall Monroe)
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The Romance of Gilbert Holmes: An Historical Novel
Kirkman, Marshall M. (Marshall Monroe)
Black Hawk War, 1832 -- Fiction
Of the end of this valuable animal I do not know, for in an unfortunate
hour and through eagerness of trade Mr. Hayward swapped him for a
cholera specific he thought we could use to advantage. This trade
caused us all much sorrow, for of the Raven we never heard more. Of the
cholera medicine, however, we came to know a great deal, for about this
time, the dreadful scourge being prevalent in the neighborhood, and the
people being frightened, every ail that afflicted them they ascribed to
its presence. In these emergencies Mr. Hayward had recourse to our
specific, and this not always advisedly; for it was very hot and
scalding to the mouth, so that the lips of those who used it were in a
constant state of irritation, as if they had eaten cranberries or
something of that nature, and this without the use of napkin or similar
device.
From this medicine Mr. Hayward derived great profit; for coming down
shortly with the disease, he would take nothing else, and happily
recovering and the people hearing of it, they came from far and near to
supply themselves with the remedy. Indeed, the sale of it came nigh to
making him rich, had not losses in other directions about that time
offset his gains from this source. Being of an experimental turn of
mind, he thought to try the specific on our horses and cattle in cases
of colic, and this with great success, as it turned out, so that from
that time on we were saved the expense of veterinary surgeons and cow
doctors in respect of this particular malady. When the great merit of
the medicine became apparent, Mr. Hayward told me how he acquired it,
and this for my benefit, I thought.
"The man was not much inclined to dicker, but when I told him he must
give boot, he began to prick up his ears. Never trade even, Gilbert,
though it is only a jackknife. The bargain looks more attractive to the
other if you claim your goods are worth the most. I let him do all the
talking, too, for I once heard of a man who grew rich, and all because
he stuttered. Those with whom he dealt, out of pity, would talk for
both sides, and when they reached a point that made the trade
attractive, the stutterer would close the deal. Nor is stuttering so
much of an affliction otherwise as people think. It is a great pity it
is so easy to talk, for in the main it doesn’t amount to anything. If
you are not inclined to believe me, watch the first two men you see
together. Neither listens to the other, unless it be a bit of gossip,
but each waits his turn to speak, and not always patiently, either.
Talking is a disease with many, and results in much harm, and for that
reason it would be better, I think, if it required some effort to use
the voice."
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