The Romance of Gilbert Holmes: An Historical NovelKirkman, Marshall M. (Marshall Monroe)
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The Romance of Gilbert Holmes: An Historical Novel
Kirkman, Marshall M. (Marshall Monroe)
Black Hawk War, 1832 -- Fiction
Among other things that favored our ferry was a certain romantic fancy
that attached to it. Thus the little buoys, skimming the water like
ducklings, never failed to attract the attention and elicit the
admiration of those who crossed. Of our signaling devices, they were
very simple; two strokes of the bell indicated a horse or wagon, one a
foot passenger. The last fell to me, and because of it, I became in time
very expert in handling the small boat, never failing, as good fortune
would have it, to bring my passenger safely to shore. Our
landing-places, too, were exceedingly picturesque, and caused the more
sentimental no end of foolish talk. On the side where we lived
hawthorns and elder covered the banks and edges of the river, and on the
other shore two great elms guarded the approach. These last were
remarkable in their way, and because of it added considerable to our
earnings. One was of great height and grand to look upon from a
distance, but the other, stopping midway, as if tired of striving to
keep pace with its neighbor, reached out its limbs in every direction in
the most picturesque and pathetic way, as if inviting alms. This tree
was called the Penitent, and the other, because of its stateliness and
dearth of shade, the Pharisee. The trees were given these names at
first in idle fancy by a customer of ours, a devout woman much given to
snuff and gossip; but the cunningness of the fancy tickling her greatly,
she gave it the widest publicity, so that in time travelers came miles
out of their way to view the curiosity and comment upon it. Because of
this and the good lady’s attendance upon covenant meetings and the like,
Mr. Hayward, who was not lacking in sentiment, reduced her fare
one-half. This, like most things he did, proved a great stroke of
business in the end, for now she visited Appletop twice as often as
before, and in her journeyings to and fro never tired of speaking of the
beauties of our ferry and its fine location and good business
management.
"A queer woman, that," Mr. Hayward one day remarked as I came up from
the landing after setting her ashore, "and tending to show that what
people think, they will do. If her name, now, had been something beside
Snuffe, she would never have thought of using the stuff as she does."
"Why, what has that to do with it?" I asked, not seeing the connection.
"After she got married, much thinking of the name of Snuffe, and some
worrying about it, she says, caused her to help herself to a pinch now
and then out of pure perversity of spirit, until in the end she got to
like it, so that now she can scarce finish a prayer without a sly dip
into her bag."
"Her husband might have changed his name; he would not have had to look
far for a better one," I answered, to see what he would say.
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