The Romance of Madame Tussaud'sTussaud, John Theodore
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The Romance of Madame Tussaud's
Tussaud, John Theodore
Madame Tussaud and Sons' Exhibition; Tussaud, Marie, 1761-1850; Waxworks
When the time came to relieve the policeman in the morning, he could
not be found, and after a long search an Exhibition attendant heard
the sound of moaning proceeding from one of the docks in the Chamber of
Horrors. Here lay asleep the missing police-officer, in a condition that
pointed to the probability of his having had recourse to the wines of the
feast, presumably as a means of fortifying his courage.
The incident caused some little concern, but the officer’s position was
so well understood and the extenuating circumstances were so obvious that
his misadventure came to be jocularly treated as an excusable lapse. He
had not only spent the night in the dread abode of criminals, but had
actually slept there--a much more surprising performance.
Yet another reminiscence of the Chamber of Horrors, just a little creepy.
Sauntering one night through its gloomy passages after the last visitor
had departed and the watchmen, having passed me on their rounds, had
lowered the lights to a feeble glimmer, my attention was drawn in some
unaccountable way towards one of the models.
“I could swear that figure moved,” I said to myself. “But no, the notion
is too ridiculous.”
I looked at it again, carefully this time. I was not mistaken. The figure
_did_ move, and, what was more, it moved distinctly towards me. It
appeared to bend slowly forward, as though in preparation for a sudden
bound, and I thought it looked at me with a fixed and malignant stare.
Just as I was expecting it to raise its arms and seize me by the throat,
it stopped dead, and remained at a grotesque and ludicrous angle,
apparently looking for something on the floor.
What was the explanation of this thrilling experience?
The vibration caused by a heavy goods train on the Metropolitan Railway,
which runs under the Exhibition premises, had shaken the figure off its
balance, and the iron which fastened it to the floor permitted it to move
and lean forward in the uncanny manner I have described.
The following comedy of the Chamber of Horrors from which the chief actor
derived a minimum of amusement, if any, comes into my mind as having been
described by the elder Dumas, and is calculated to relieve the gloom that
is naturally associated with the place:
“A young Parisian, visiting the Exhibition in London, found himself
temporarily alone in the famous Chamber, and was seized with the ambition
of being able to say, on his return to his favourite Paris café, that his
neck had been held in the same lunette which had once encircled those of
Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.
“The idea was no sooner conceived than carried out, and for quite five
minutes the rash young man enjoyed his novel position under the knife
of the very same guillotine which had once worked such havoc among the
aristocrats in the gay city.
“When, however, he was about to touch the spring that would release him,
a thought struck him which threw him into a cold sweat.
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